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“I’d call you a genius, except I’m in the room.”

“Stay with me! You can do it! Stay with me!”

“You’ve got no control over it, and you call it a success?!”

“How long are you going to stay with me?”

“I could pretend, just for a bit, I could imagine they were still alive.”

“Some people live more in twenty years than others do in eighty. It’s not the time that matters, it’s the person.”

“Why am I handcuffed? Why would you even have handcuffs?”

“It goes “ding!” when there’s stuff.”

“This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang, but a whimper.”

“Facing death is part of being human; you can’t change that.”

“That’s weird. So where was I?”

“Everyone has nightmares; even big scary monsters from under the bed have nightmares.”

“Outside those doors, we might see anything.”

“Yeah, you could do that. Of course you could. But why?”

“I’m sorry. I’m so sorry.”

“I’m old enough to know that a longer life isn’t always a better one.”

“I got the impression there was something you wanted to tell me.”

“Go on, then, tell me. What do you think?”

“Sorry, that’s The Lion King. But the point still stands.”

“Now, first things first. Be honest. How do I look?”

“Am I funny? Am I sarcastic? Sexy?”

“That’s weird. Give me time, I’ll get used to it.”

“You can spend the rest of your life with me, but I can’t spend the rest of mine with you.”

“Oh, that’s rude. Is that the sort of man I am now? Am I rude?”

“Right. Yes, sorry. I didn’t get a chance to ask.”

“Think you’ve seen it all? Think again!”

“I’ve been chasing this— this wee-naked child over hill and over dale.”

“If you want to know what’s going on, work in the kitchen.”

“But humans decay; you wither and you die. Imagine watching that happen to someone that you–”

“You are staring into a deep, dark pit of trouble if you don’t let me help!”

End product of the stream ;0;

I haven’t fully colored anything in forever

don’t even get me STARTED on trying to do a background

Bonus:

You’re right. They’re not that reliable, are they?

I’ve got to know a different one and I can’t possibly describe how life-changing this one was.

So other than FedEx and Ups I highly recommend you

You know, it’s way easier to solve your shipping problems.

I mean, it’s pretty popular but I don’t know how few decided to stick to it. What I’m trying to say is… it’s free, so why would it make people go away?

This is literally the most appealing screenshot of Jasper’s bicep and nobody can tell me otherwise.

@rebeccasugar

And I’ll generate a number and use the following starters below the cut!

(1-146) mix of angst, nsfw-ish, crack, randome, fluff, all the good stuff. All depends on how you interpret it!)

BONUS POINTS for reblogging without looking.