Like trying to catch smoke with your hands.

You are the subtle and accomplished one. It is you.

Hooray. Go me.

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I left you on the couch. And I tried to wake you up for like, an hour this morning but you were just out. I left you to sleep.

Rolling off that couch is kind of a feat, so congrats, babe. Pfft.

#hotshotdirectress #((blatant sarcasm whee! ))

It's not obvious I overwork myself at all.

I know, I'm quite proud of myself.

hotshotdirectress replied to your post: I woke up on the floor. Why is this.

Did you roll off the couch?

Probably. It would explain why my back hurts.

I woke up on the floor.

Why is this.

Yes, although I didn’t know how much of the vampire situation you were aware of.

>Continue the hair petting and quietly hum a little tune. A calm Rose is a pretty Rose, and a pretty Rose is more than beautiful. You quietly allow yourself to realize how much you really have missed this.

I was guessing for the most part.

> Close your eyes and sort of curl up a little, listening to the sound of her heartbeat. It's something you'd miss. Something you never want to lose. It eventually hits you just how tired you really are, and it doesn't take much longer after that for you to be falling asleep on her. Before you're completely gone though, you slowly lean up, and press a gentle, innocent kiss to the corner of her lips before resting your head on her chest and letting yourself fade from consciousness.

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Well, you can’t, now. Or at the very least, it’s not likely you ever will.

>Kiss the cheek you just raspberried and stroke her hair. You can soothe the savage owl, you do know how.

When you die, you'll just come back as a normal vampire, won't you?

> Well, going for the hair petting is definitely one way to make you calm down. If you could purr, you'd totally be purring right now.

>Snicker. Your ticklish little Rosie- No. No. Stop that. You laugh and ruffle her hair with one hand.

I know, aren’t us celebrities just horrid?

>Blow a raspberry on her cheek.

> Make more squeaking noises at her and pout again.

You don't count because I won't be collecting your soul.

Pfft. Well, the elderly do have the higher likelihood of showing up in your line of work.

>Grin as you tease her. Poke her in the ribs. Nuzzle her cheek. Feel a little sad because you don’t know what to do anymore.

> Squeak and swat her hands away. No. Not the ribs you're so not going to let on to the fact that you're ticklish. You kind of wrinkle your nose and frown though.

Unfortunately. I know. As long as it's not the younger set. I've unfortunately obtained a few celebrity souls and it's horrible.

silentsnowreaper started following you

oh uh yea

well im roxy lalonde yes

and ur rose and thats hella coool

It is quite cool. indeed.

I had a cousin named Roxy, a long time time ago.

>Snort because owl noises. Damn it. Rose is a cutie, just like she always has been.

Done any interesting work lately? Or something interesting besides work?

Just work. It's mostly elderly people. And too many of them.

> Hell yeah she's a cutie.

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silentsnowreaper started following you

hell yea!

oh i didnt say whoops

im roxy!

I know, you already said your first name, dear.

#not so much a headcanon as it is just something really amusing to think about #but ill tag it anyway #headcanons

rose randomly turns up sprawled out on dani's floor already asleep sometimes

That’s all I ask, babe.

>You smile a little bit because the thought of Rose not overworking herself is a happy one. Yes, you’re going to hold onto the happy thought. You’re also going to beat Rose to the kisses because that’s how you roll, so you deposit a forehead smooch on her.

> You're just gonna kind of hoot happily, and kiss her cheek, cooing in a pleased tone.

silentsnowreaper started following you

omg yesssss i knew it

plus ur a lalonde right???

lalondes r automatically hecka cool

I am indeed a Lalonde.

Are you?

silentsnowreaper started following you

just alright???

idk man

Just alright. Say it again when I'm not half asleep, I'd probably be more inclined to agree with you.

I am, as a Strider might say, "hella cool, yo."

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silentsnowreaper started following you

omg

nice 2 meet u rose!!

im roxy!

so like

ur probs heckie cool

Its nice to meet you too, Roxy.

I'm alright, I suppose.

Too late the thing was did.

>Hold Rose and sigh. You should probably stop doing that. This is supposed to be cute cuddles time, not Dani-stop-being-a-wet-blanket time. Get your shit together and snuggle Rose.

You’re fine. I know how it is. Just. Try not to. Please.

Noooooooooooooooooooo

> Yes, stop sighing, or Rose will have to smooch the bad mood away. Face kisses will be imminent.

I'll try. Really hard, I promise.