CrimsonMonroe Doesn't Fucking Know

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

This is the funniest spoiler for this movie because if you tell someone, they won’t and can’t believe you.

I love crested geckos because they have the expression of an animal who has exactly one brain cell that dings around their skull like a Windows screen saver

*pouts because I’m not getting fucked*

Its funny how you can do nice things for someone all the time and they never notice, but if you make one mistake, it’s never forgotten.

 Her name is Alaa Salah, and she has been dubbed “Kandaka,” or Nubian Queen. She is an engineering and architecture student, 22 years old, and one of many women that are leading Sudanese protests against the president that has been in office for over 30 years. The protests are for a pro democracy movement aimed at ending the corrupt and tyrannical government. Also, this photo was taken April 9th, 2019.

This went from normal to oddly dark to normal again, gave me whiplash

Lol right

I mean, I work at starbucks and we all think this is what the siren actually looks like

Fun fact: Diet Coke and Coke Zero are basically the same drink. Diet Coke was advertised at women, so a lot of men weren’t drinking it. Coke deliberately marketed Zero at men for that reason. What I’m saying is, you can use the same person depicting Coke Zero to also depict Diet Coke. Diet Coke is gender fluid , confirmed!

I can’t take it anymore! I need to bleed, I need to die.

I don’t care, I ain’t playin. Imma need one of these damn thangs to work, now.

I might as well not reblogging aint gone put money in my pocket

Let the universe know what you want

Cash app $drinabee if you tryna bless me

That works too I guess 😂😂 #BeTheBlessing

I mean if someone would like to bless a struggling college student, mine $neshao and I have Venmo 👀

Same if somebody wanna help me out $camjam21 😌

Somebody sent $20 for my graduation 🎓 Saturday, cash app $drinabee if you want to donate too

Yo I reblogged that goat one and I ended up getting 27 dollars in my back account cause I got a refund on a sex toy that didnt work the day after i reblogged that shit

😂💀 blessings come in every shape and form

Exactly mine was just unconventional 😂

always taking donations $ChanteEunan

Tryna start burlesque dancing and i need cute shit $noeyyyy

$ashleykatina thanks in advance loves ❤️

PayPal: https://paypal.me/luciag9. ❤️❤️

why not lol 🙏🏾

I am constantly attracting abundance and opportunity

$Tyciana Amen 🙏

https://paypal.me/luciag9.

$lindacouther

need this like nobody business rn

ima keep rebooting until its my turn!!!!!! lol 🙏🏾

I take change too 🙋🏾‍♀️

I ain’t going to lie i just seen this and skipped it and it popped right back up so I’m going to take my warning and jump on board. 

Well shit i need money 🤷🏽‍♂️ $theylovequen 😇

please money blessing post bless ya girl 🙏🏾

$nikkixciii

$DShmoneyyy the Lord saith bless and u shall be blessed 😇

Show up

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