signwriting.

(it started out with a fish how did it end up like this? fish fear him, cannibals want him. tell me will, do you find striped bass to be a very homoerotic, pardon, nietzschean fish? or do you still ache for your ex-therapist you once tried to catfish?)

I locked myself in my tower for an entire year. I was inconsolable, wallowing in my self-inflicted tragedy.

im very handsome and i thought that everyone over here should know that < 3

hes my lame-ass boyfriend who pulled me with his big wet eyes and loser-boy personality collab between me and @mrgydias

WAKE THE FUCK UP SAMURAI, A NEW BABE JUST DROPPED

(hannibal lecter only likes the good-looking guys, skinny and pale, like they’re dying (such a simp!) and do you know who is the victim of his HOLEsome haggravated lassault? it’s the deranged babygirl OG himself, will graham!!! their romance is the manic pixie dream of two senior citizens and jack crawford is nowhere to be found to cockblock them before it’s too late,,,)

(hannibal lecter’s guide on how to win your beloved’s heart: gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss him. seize his vehicle, put him in prison, try to make him more open minded. impress him with your beatbox skills. if he’s still not done pretending you’re not the love of his life, make sure he will always know exactly where you are and where he can find you ❤️)

>part 1< >part 2<

>part 1< >part 3<

>part 2< >part 3<

totally unconnected character tournarounds... will has absolutely NOTHING to do with the hannibal one... im definitely NOT doing a comic with @redbullmocktails or anything...

a wonderful collab with a wonderful artist @mr.gydias (i did the sketch and he finished it, you absolutely need to check out his other artworks!!!)  

every good relationship has its nuisances... a little blood or an ear down your throat isnt so much of a red flag ok, theres no need to be dramatic about it...

its just dr roman fell walking down the stairs, nothing odd to be seen here will graham?? grill waham?? dont know her

(it didnt work out so good for you hannibal, did it??)

(reading the red dragon book... wishing there was a little bit more homoeroticism...)