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1 H4V3 TH3 MOST W1CK3D OF H4NGOV3RS

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bro i love you so much bro you’re so important to me bro. bro i wanna spend my life with you. bro i love ur eyes but not in a gay way bro. bro do you wanna marry me by the ocean and remember that as the most important day of our lives as we grow old together and make each other as happy as possible no homo
When he heard the howl rip through the air, his heart nearly stopped.
He'd been in the kitchen. contemplating asking Little Him where they kept the alcohol -- just because he was in that kind of mood. He was worried about Vu being sick, worried that maybe he'd jumped the mate gun too hard on him (he seemed so into him before, and lately he was so detached), worried that he'd blown this thing before it even started --
-- when the howl rang out and all he could think was Nubs.
He tore through the palace like a man possessed, getting closer and closer to -- too Vu's room?! No, no, no -- !!
And when he got there and saw Nubs - the younger version -- the unbroken, unblemished by Dave "Alpha" Strider version -- and an image of him and his own Nubs flashed through his mind and god how he had fucked this kid up in so many ways.
And then he saw what he was screaming about and he felt like screaming too.
"Vu... Kankri...!"
Why?!
Once A Knight }|{
You stroke a finger along the husktop in front of you and sigh.
Dave and Terezi have been missing for days. You hear your partner over your shoulder snickering at the tech you hired to look over Dave's things and swat at his ass. Just because they were brothers didn't mean he could distract him from his work.
You hear a ping from the computer and the shorter Captor hisses in victory. You don't make a sound as you open the network interface and connect to the new option.
m u l t i v e r s e n e t
It's so ominous. Your brow furrows, angry with Dave for putting you in this situation. Angry at Terezi for letting this happen. Angry at the world and the horrorterrors and this shitty hand you've been dealt.
Mostly though, you're angry at yourself. You could have stopped him. But who are you kidding, you were never good enough for that.
Steamchum is open in front of you. You set your username and your typing color. cancerousTempest. Slate gray. You didn't hemo type. There was no point.
A roll of chums appeared in front of you. You didn't know any of them. But they were all familiar. You could see it. Little hints. Echoes. radicalWipeout. Sounded like Mituna. crockerbredTyrian. You were surprised Jane hadn't gone with a bread pun. fraudulentMagyk, halfboundOracle, kissingChainsaws... all familiar.
cancerKnight.
You frowned, then used the remote hacking software Sollux had installed to pull his chumroll. You flicked through it with only mild interest until settling on a random blueblood.
crabbyMechanic.
You select the name and hit pester.
"Connecting..."
-- cancerousTempest [CT] began messaging crabbyMechanic [CM] at 04:33 --
[04:33] CT: HELLO, STRANGER.
[04:33] CM: UH.
[04:33] CM: HELL0?
[04:34] CT: I FINALLY CONNECTED.
[04:34] CT: WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
[04:35] CM: KARKAT VANTAS. TH0UGH M0ST PE0PLE JUST CALL ME BLUKAT, T0 AV0ID C0NFUSI0N.
[04:35] CT: I SEE.
[04:35] CT: I DIDN'T EXPECT TO MEET YOU SO SOON.
[04:35] CM: MEET ME S0 S00N? BUT Y0U WERE EXPECTING T0 MEET ME?
[04:36] CT: I NEED TO KEEP THIS SHORT FOR REASON'S I CAN'T DISCLOSE RIGHT NOW.
[04:36] CT: I WILL BE CONTACTING YOU AGAIN IN THE FUTURE, KARKAT.
[04:37] CT: I NEED YOUR HELP.
[04:37] CM: BLUKAT.
[04:37] CM: AND I'LL D0 WHAT I CAN T0 PR0VIDE.
[04:38] CT: IT'S APPRICIATED.
[04:38] CT: I HAVE TO GO.
[04:38] CT: I. SHOULD INTRODUCE MYSELF FIRST, I GUESS.
[04:38] CM: THAT W0ULD BE APPRECIATED, YES.
[04:39] CT: MY NAME IS KNIGHT OF BLOOD KARKAT VANTAS. I USED TO LIVE ON A WORLD CALLED SKAIA.
[04:39] CT: GOODBYE, BLUKAT.
[04:39] CM: I
[04:39] CM: WAIT!
-- cancerousTempest [CT] ceased messaging crabbyMechanic [CM] at 04:40 --
There.
It was done.
You lean back in your chair and sigh.
"Soon, Strider," you mumble. "Soon."

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4 DR4GON V1S1TS }|{ enlightenedlalonde
"She’s not here."
Victoria sat up slowly from her place on the makeshift bed.
"Now who the hell are you?" she demanded as she took in Terezi’s appearance, looking up and down once with slowly narrowing eyes. "What the hell are you?”
Her eyes were filled entirely with darkness yet the glare was still evident as light shined against them. She stood slowly, doing her best to repress the sickness.
"You really don’t look like someone with good intentions, y’know that?"
Whoa, fuck.
"1 don't s33 why 1 should g1v3 my n4m3 -- o-or sp3c13s -- to som3on3 who do3sn't own th3 h1v3 th3y'r3 1n," Terezi hissed, pulling her dragon hood down over her face. She wasn't self conscious. No. Why the fuck did humans have to look at her like that? She wasn't strange. She was normal. They were strange.
"4nd fuck you! 1 h4v3 3ll th3 good 1nt3nt1ons. 1'm h3r3 to s33 my fr13nd L4lond3 4nd k1ss h3r v3ry fuck1ng rom4nt1c4lly so sh3 stops b31ng so s4d," she huffed. "1 w4s 1nv1t3d. W3r3 you?"
Eve Smith by Di Henri for C-Heads Magazine, May 2014
4 DR4GON V1S1TS }|{ enlightenedlalonde
"1'll s33 you l4t3r D4v3, 1'm go1ng to v1s1t 4 fr13nd," Terezi purred, nuzzling her nose into the back of his neck lovingly as she passed him in the kitchen the next day.
"What? What friend? Tz how do you have friends already, you were only on my blog for a few days."
"DON'T und3r3st1m4t3 4 dr4gon's 4b1l1ty to s33k out 4nd f1nd 4 m4t3," Terezi huffed.
"A MATE?!"
"Don't w41t up!" And with a wink and a playful slap to the back of her moirail's head, Terezi bombed down the corridor to the transportalizer she'd seen earlier that day -- The Flashfire Kingdom was so familiar and yet so foreign to her now -- and entered the coordinates she'd received from Rose the prior day. She had said she'd send a message first, but. Well. Fuck messages. Dragons don't need no messages.
She stepped through the doors to the transportalizer and shivered as the ozone crackled around her. It was such a welcome, familiar sensation -- and yet so different as she felt herself pulled apart and put together light years away from where she had first entered the machine.
Shaking herself, she looked around, red eyes blown wide. She was in a small, humble hive. This must be where her prey -- uh. Princess? Uh. Victim! No. Where her Lalonde must live.
"L4lond3?" she called out. "L4lond3, 1t's T3r3z1. 1 c4m3 to v1s1t!" Pause. "1 brought t34 and c4k3!!"
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How sexy is your name?
Add the letters in your first name using the numbers below =) - Under 60 points= NOT TOO SEXY - Between 61-300 points= PRETTY SEXY - Between 301-599 points= VERY SEXY - Over 600= THE ULTIMATE SEXIEST
A=100 B=14 C=9 D=28 E=145 F=12
G=3 H=10 I=200 J=100 K=114 L=100 M=25
N=450 O=80 P=2 Q=12 R=400 S=113 T=405
U=11 V=10 W=10 X=3 Y=210 Z=23
Don’t forget to add your name and your total!!!
dragons don’t ever really leave their princesses (and their princesses never really want them to go)
Yesssss I am here for this!
AGH THIS IS AWESOME

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