-rythmicRapport began pestering ironicRhyme-
RR: man being a parent is stressful RR: kids keep banging IR: i will bang all day B( RR: davey cant you like RR: assure me RR: that you will use protection IR: im horny not stupid BP RR: well I mean RR: i mean be safe like RR: tell me who youre banging RR: so if you mysteriously disappear RR: i know who to go to RR: to ask them to let you out of their basement or something IR: uh his name is ghostie IR: thats all i got RR: B( tell him to send me his name and coords IR: nah B( RR: yeah B( IR: hella nah B( RR: hell yeah B( RR: im not coming over i don't wanna see you with your pants down any more than you want to see me with my pants down RR: but im your dad IR: please respect that i worry whenever you leave the house B( IR: sigh i still have his coords - [IR] sent file 'coords.ugoob' - RR: what is an ugoob IR: you goob RR: you dumb RR: thank you tho RR: have fun with your troll banging RR: B* RR: call me if you need to get picked up IR: >B* ill remember this next time you want to bang papa signless you just wait RR: what RR: i don't have to give you my coords you live with me IR: exactly
