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the emotional sadist would like to discuss some strategy with you

using google keyboard alchemy to create the most miserable emojis possible

playing with my cerebral spinal fluid. #myfluid

i always believed that both tom and jerry were in the wrong for the things they did to each other

poker is a hateful game that punishes people who wear their beautiful sensitive heart on their sleeve

Your honor my client's love language is money laundering

eye of the tiger plays as i enthusiastically jump out of bed and hit my head on an overhead lamp and remain unconscious for the rest of the day

th3_s3nsitiv3_snack3r: just burst into tears after learning my preferred brand of onion dip would no longer be sold (╥ _ ╥)... but later felt true, human joy when i tasted the newest flavor sour of gummy bears (,,> ᴗ <,,) just another day in the life of me, the sensitive snacker