Winged Wonders

Ingredients: 

Colored Strings corresponding with the energy you want your office space/workroom/register/etc to have

Amethyst - protection, healing

Cinnamon - luck, fortune

Himalayan pink salt - banishing negative energy

Rosemary - friendship, attraction, luck

Sea salt - protection, banishing, amplifying

Mortar and Pestle

me when I see the psychiatrist

-Even better, what if Damien was the ‘God’ he worshiped??

-It’s a stretch, but imagine it. Joseph being Damien’s thrall, doing his bidding and feeding him when he needs it.

-Damien always praises Joseph as he is his best thrall and Joseph is SUPER happy to accept praise and will do anything to please his master.

and he got all his ridiculously overpowered weapons through extreme role playing. 

i’m just-

if dan didn’t have that terrible genocidal complex and was just a bit more chill and a  little less emotional…he would have been a hardcore eco activist or something

Oh, well when you put it that way, you’re right! It sure is hard to live on half a million a year!

Look, I have a “something always comes up” cushion now (it’s certainly not that much, but it exists), and am grateful because I didn’t always have that, but “something always comes up” for EVERYONE and that usually means miss work or ride the bus because you can’t afford to get your car fixed or beg and borrow money from family/friends if you’re lucky enough to have that. 

So unfortunate.  If only they could afford to eat out instead of at home every week instead of every two weeks!

They spend more going on vacations than I make at my managerial job in an entire year of working 30+ hours a week.