Sideways. With a cactus.😑

it's so wild to me that you absolutely cannot force a hyperfixation to happen. like you'll watch the most perfectly tailor-made-for-you content that everyone says you'll love and feel absolutely nothing, and then the thing you watch on a whim to fill time will reach through the screen and put its damn fingers in your brain and start rearranging the neurons right in front of you and every single time you're like THIS??? THIS??????? and this happens like every 6-12 months forever

do you ever become obsessed with a character and you just go "of fucking course its that one" at yourself because you are so incredibly predictable

bitches be like “this is the best piece of literature i have ever read” and it’s either a book that took them six weeks to finish or a fanfic they read at 3 AM

Stop telling yourself that the grass is greener on the other side, because it’s not. It is greener where you water it. So take control of your life and start watering your own pastures and grow your own greener grasses.

Fuck grass, clover is a nitrogen fixing legume and dandelions are super useful. Be the weeds. Grow on concrete in defiance of those who would thwart you.

It’s also greener where you bury a body

This post really goes for a ride.

I spent the afternoon arranging our books by size and color (and it’s so satisfying and looks amazing) and my partner came home and stared in shock at the bookcase and then said “i’m a librarian, you can’t do this.”

You’re a monster

As a former bookstore employee, this hurts my soul. I mean, sure it looks nice, but how do you find anything?

OP your brain is neat and I love you for it you funky little color-coded cupcake. But you’re still a monster.

fake conversations in your head of you venting to someone

working through trauma by yelling at no one while driving alone

validating yourself by imagining situations where bad things happen to people and you save them

reinforcing trust in your loved ones by imagining situations where bad things happen to you and they save you

Explaining things to your therapist in an imaginary session

Projecting all your trauma onto an imaginary character and imagining others comforting them

Wanting fictional characters to have all the emotional support and physical affection you’ve always wanted

Writing a character that goes through the same troubles as you and give them loving family and friends to help them cope

SO IT’S NOT JUST ME?!

I wish a mf would, I’m getting that 75M

It's enough time to do a facemask which this poor soul desperately needs.

This is really funny oml

So I thought this was old but it turns out Hell became Gay Hell yesterday, on the 17th of June 2019.

Japanese Sumo robots

this is the funniest gif i’ve seen all week what the fuck is going on

IT GOT BETTER!!!

!!!

shoutout to the robot reacting to sound, transfixed at the cheering audience instead of its opponent

“Carry on my will!”

I will never not reblog this.

Assume I’m dead if I ever pass this post

#derek hale #peter hale #hale family feels #let me stab myself in the chest a little with this #does that mean peter saw one glimpse of derek’s face after laura died and read every ounce of the agony he’d caused? #did the last remaining shred of his humanity and love for his family tug him back sharply from the brink of insanity #when everything derek couldn’t say made peter finally realize what he’d done? #or did six years apart change derek’s face just enough that peter could lie to himself and say he was a stranger #did LAURA hate herself a little bit for leaving peter behind #for being there INSTEAD OF peter #who could have read her silent shell of a brother #and talked him away from his grief and despair #WHATEVER YOU DO DON’T THINK ABOUT WHAT PETER SAW ON DEREK’S FACE #WHEN HE LAY IN THE YARD BURNED ALIVE AGAIN #AND TOLD DEREK TO END IT @anefan