chaos lemon

Roman: that’s rough buddy

Logan: *takes vocabular card* Oof.

there is a small ceramic frog where my brain should be

@tabbran please add lemon man story to this

That was a wild goddamn ride

god this was worth the read

Yes this is long but I promise you the story of lemon man is worth knowing. And reblogging.

What a ride

I summoned a shitload of willpower to continue this despite my ADD. WORTH IT

l e m o n m a n

GOD TIER POST RIGHT HERE

Wow that was a ride

fantastic

holy shit they juiced him

What a perfect example of why I’m sad/glad that I don’t have a twitter

Ok but also Lemon Man was the one that had no other name thing that identified him. Just two emojis, one of which was a lemon. That’d be like if someone here didn’t stick their name in their bio and got butthurt that they were called some form of their url smh

“THEY JUICED HIM”

An epic saga worthy of following to the end; 10/10, IGN

men will be like “women are way to emotional to be in power” and then try to sue you because you say something they don’t like

I was wayyyyy too entertained by this 😂😂 totally worth the read

Sorry for putting pictures of boobies on your dash.

I’m not

BOOBIES

sorry guys, i usually don’t post NSFW stuff.. but this is a great pair of boobies.

I love a bouncing pair of boobies.

omg guys. I’m sorry I usually don’t post stuff like this.

boobies are great

This is what tumbler was made for

I love this

that is one huge pecker you got there

Sorry guys, I don’t usually post NSFW, but you gotta admit, that ass looks great.

YES.

All the NSFW

Thank you for this blessed post

usually don’t do nsfw, but you gotta admit those are some great tits

@cursed-cactus-things ok, this is the only funny nsfw joke youre allowed to make from now on

YESS IT’S BACK ON MY DASH!! THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST ON TUMBLR 😂😂😂

I don’t know why this was a recommended post for me, but I bloody love it XD

ive only seen screenshots of this

Oh shit. I never realized this.

This is a depressing reality every 4th of July.

So they go around the world bombing and killing people and then expect us to feel sorry for them?? Nah son, you deserve it.

Hmmm. I mean, just because the army as an institution is flawed and damaging doesn’t mean everyone in it is a terrible person. To paint every single veteran with the same brush is reductive and to make light of the debilitating mental disorders many have just seems wrong. Like yes, fuck the military as an institution completely 100%, but blaming disabled ex-front-line infantry maybe isn’t the best direction for our anger, perhaps.

A lot of veterans are poor people who were intentionally targeted by scouting programs coming to their schools starting at age 13, and most of them are worse off coming back than they were to start with… let’s be courteous to folks with PTSD

Don’t be an ableist fuckface. Intentionally triggering someone is disgusting.

^^^ All of these comments tbh

Mhmm

They offered the ASVAB at my HIGH SCHOOL. They CAME INTO MY SCHOOL and said “If you guys take the military aptitude test, you get free donuts and you miss the first half of the day.” They brought in hot dogs. They brought food to a place where half of us were in poverty if not more, and they said, all you have to do is take a little test and you’ll get a snack, you don’t have to come in to school on time (an extra full hour of sleep that morning!). So we did. By the hundreds. My younger brother, a year behind me in school, scored “the highest we’ve ever seen in the whole damn state, son,” and for the next. Three. Fucking. Years. They harassed him. He got phone calls from every goddamn branch of the military. People would show up at our house at random, trying to recruit him. They’d tell him horror stories about how much better it is to enlist than be drafted (as if there’d been a draft in our lifetime!). They called our Mom at work. They sent recruiters to talk to our stepfather, who’d been in the Army, to try to get a handle on my brother’s weak points. THREE FUCKING YEARS OF THIS. My brother is the second child of six. My brother was thirteen by the time he had his own pillow for the first time. My brother was hungry all the time, dizzy from hunger some days–and oh, sidenote, my mother, stepfather and father are all abusive assholes who’d as soon hit you as look at you. Guess what year my brother graduated? If you guessed “May, 2002,” or “almost immediately after 9/11,” ding ding ding ding! The ONLY REASON my brother didn’t join the military, in the end, is that his girlfriend at the time said “If you enlist, I will never speak to you again.” Her dad was a military man, and he was also an abusive shithead, so in her head the two were inextricable. But if she’d said “go for it?” Or if she hadn’t said anything at all? Something like half of the males in my fucking graduating class enlisted. It was better than starving. And a great number of those are dead now. I hate the US military industry. I’m disgusted by the things our military does. But by god I don’t blame our veterans for what was done to them. Rich people don’t enlist. The ones who join the military are the ones who are hopeful that for once they’ll know that they’re getting a meal, not just today but tomorrow too.

Every damn point of the thread.

Hate war but respect the poor soldiers fucked up by it

Glad to see this hit 1,000 notes

cursed image

you can only reblog chicken noodle melon today reblog any other day and you fucking die

made it with an hour to spare

I can’t believe I share a birthday with this image.

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

he stole christmas, kayla! stop with your #notallgrinches propaganda!

you know what if someone told me i was a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce i’d probably be bitter enough to steal christmas too 

Did this really HAVE to be the first thing I see when I opened up Tumblr?

Yes.

oh god theres art

@altadude you know what must be done.

ive been avoiding reblogging this honestly but just. What the fuck. What the fuck tumblr

I apologize to all my followers for this

if i had to read this you do too

I have a hate-hate relationship with this

………

Good grief… I’m sorry, but I can’t not reblog this…

Tis the season bitches

DAMN IT WHY WOULD YOU BRING THIS BACK YOU HEATHEN

Why is this on my dash?

…..I’m.. Bothered? by the fact that I’m not bothered by this.

You’re not bothered?? I’m not only not bothered, I’m freaking invested. I’m having actual empathetic sadness for The Grinch. I want them to go into couple’s counseling. I want the “ten years later” when Tony visits Whoville on business and meets the reformed Grinch whose heart has grown 3 times its usual size. I want them to reminisce over a shared dinner of roast beast and wine, then spend a drunken night together, then realize that maybe things are different and people really do change. I want a 3-act story where there’s a long dark night of soul searching and the realization that maybe we’ve all got a little bit of bad banana with greasy black peel inside us, but that doesn’t mean we can’t make a damned fine banana bread if someone will give us a chance. 

You cannot even begin to conceptualize how furious and yet unredeemably committed I am to finding out what happens next in this fic

i-i just wanted to scroll thru tumblr and listen to music but now i’m invested