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When I got to the E-Trade one I thought “oh it’s satire haha I get it” and then I saw that it was a genuine ad campaign and now I think I will have a nap

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[Dad: How’m I doing on your hair? Child: Good! Dad: Let’s see, do I need more grease? Child: Yes. You need more grease on there. Dad: More grease? And then what? Child: And then you gonna need to brush it, and then you put a band on there. Dad: A band on it? Child: Yeah! Dad: Aww.. Child: You’re getting it through! You’re almost done! You’re doing a good job! Dad: Aww, thank you, sweetheart, so much! Daddy’s trying, doing the best I can. Thank you so much. Child: You’re welcome! Dad: I’m almost done! Child: You been doing great! Dad: Aw baby, thank you so much, you’re so encouraging to Dad. Thank you. Child: You’re welcome. Dad: I really appreciate you so much. You’re so awesome. Daddy getting your ponytails ready for school.]

Interrupting all the political ugliness to make you melt with cute.

Me as a father

this is so pure

A moment in history

sometimes i forget that bart is canonically a telepath

HES A WHAT

3. Pregnant women can’t be in jail because the fetus would be in jail, and since it’s a full human you would be punishing an innocent person

why is this being reported like it’s a good thing? and it’s not just women who are at risk, I’m sure this would cause hell for illegal immigrants and people who are running from abusers

PALANTIR? ‘Cartoon villain’ indeed, what the fuck.

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the doctors assigning me a sex at birth

Howl hits all of these somehow

They literally hate for employees to do anything but slave away I swear

This is literally my job I get all my work done in an hour and my boss always trying to catch me sitting down

Psst it benefits an economy built on the premise that your time and energy are extremely limited.

I also want to make it abundantly clear this is why people say “fuck cops” and why “Blue Lives Matter” is bullshit. It may only be a “handful” of corrupt cops (which is also bullshit) but it’s the entire institution behind them that enables them and refuses to take any form of accountability. Every single cop is complicit. Every single one.