The Littlest Elf

me and my beautiful baby girl named chronic anxiety

my beautiful baby girl is trying to kill me

are actors even allowed to say no to a marvel role like maybe they get a burlap sack thrown over their heads, herded into a white van and some nasty evil voices goes 'you've been selected to portray the asbestos lady in our 10th attempt to make the fantastic four a thing'

Its munch his muff monday!!!

I support women’s wrongs.

She served ✨CUNT✨

Her cards smelled like ✨CUNT✨ too

'Brother in arms' oh they were in each other's arms alright

Wishing you all a very hotcore and sexypilled monday

came back from death wrong trope? you can easily avoid this by just never dying at all (stays alive wrong stays alive wrong stays alive wrong stays alive wr)

i love when guys come in and order samwiches like "oh this ones not for me its for the WIFE haha such a weird order i know but its not for me its for my wife. i wouldnt usually order this but its for my wife" like alright mister whatever you say 🤨 heres your sissy lil faggy homosexual samwich! for YOU!

are you ever like. i’m not the right Me right now to hang out with people. wait until the better guy shows up lol this one kind of sucks 

Hey, I LOVE bots when they’re just here to play with us. COMMERCIAL bots suck.

ao3 mcu a:aou abo bdsm ot3 hs au pwp

the fact that this is completely understandable and rather descriptive makes me rethink what i’ve done with my life

#i understand it perfectly but you couldn’t fucking pay me to read it

this post has ended up in at least 2 masters theses and 1 presentation and im not sure how i feel about that

but is it m/m/m, f/f/f, f/m/m or f/f/m

Dont be silly, a:aou doesnt have three whole women in it

This post is just multiple punches to the face