boss(y) bitch

I find it very offensive that the more unwell you are, the more things you have to do to maintain your health. Things like following special diets, going to medical appointments, making big and important decisions about what treatments to use. At the same time, the more unwell you are the less energy you have to do all of these extra things. It seems grossly unfair.

Ok sir have you tried jacking it off and on again

having a cat is great. there's a small little animal wandering around. effervescent

EATING MY CHARGER

fanfiction isn’t enough, I need to chew on him

i love when i unsubscribe from a mailing list and the thing is like “You’ve unsubscribed, if this was a mistake, resubscribe here.” as if i didn’t have to use an 8x sniper scope to find the damn unsubscribe button in your email in the first place

How to turn anger into dollars

is anything as pure as a mango. is anything as humble and good and forthright as a mango, i ask you.

Its all you kids talk about… nut this, cum that

Today I’m wearing a lovely shade of I slept like shit so don’t piss me off