Jun 30
fitz, every day for a year: hey should we maybe do something about the fact that regal is clearly planning a coup. like, he tried to kill verity using galen, he tried to kill me and burrich. he’s keeping everyone away from his ailing father and drugging him. like its not even subtle at this point. he has a vision board i think.
every adult in his life: fitz you fool. you dumbass bitch idiot. you stupid little boy. regal would never do that. sure, he says he’s going to every day and he’s a wretched little man who clearly hates you and has tried to kill you, and verity, and kettricken. but you just have to get over that. hes just a silly little guy. you know how youngest children are. now go take some drugs and kill a bunch of guys.
