ShyShadows

One time, at my pre-pandemic job, I went to offer assistance to some customers. I opened my mouth to confidently speak and... Screamed absolute gibberish at them because my brain shut off right before I started speaking. They stared in mildly terrified confusion and my coworker was like doubled over laughing in the background

@leaf-beard

Unexpected and welcomed

[puts several things in my coat pockets] inventory

It’s true and you should say it.

Bonk

milennial culture is sending a horrible post to your friend who is sitting 10 feet away from you in the same room, and waiting 2 seconds before hearing a dismayed “….no!”

This would be a lot better than the black, heat sink, parking lots

also easier to build/repair, and generate way less heat