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HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE
MAKE A WISH
the first post ever on tumblr
I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK
WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK
reblog this because it shows up every blue moon

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Another five page kinky comic I drew last year! This oneās about getting started with wax play. Be safe and have fun!
(De)transitionUpdate
I might just be going crazy but I feel like my chest has gotten bigger. I started testosterone back in July of 2019, and I had a rather small chest to begin with (about a B cup). I have since stopped taking testosterone as of early January of 2020 and Iāve noticed my chest is becoming larger.
Itās so exciting to see my feminine charms coming back. I love looking so sexy and girly again.
The photos below are censored to save myself from getting deleted, but I will send uncensored versions if you message me and ask nicely!
Top: December 30th, 2019 Bottom: April 2nd, 2020
Am I getting bigger? Or am I just seeing things?

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If you could press a button and instantly be 75% good at everything, would you?
okay but think about it
you would never be able to get better than 75% on any grades, abilities, hobbies, etc.
BUT
you now know how to fly a helicopter pretty well
you're also now a pretty good cook, painter, hacker, astrophysicist, etc
you wouldn't be able to do anything perfectly, but you'd be able to do almost EVERYTHING
What is good defined as? Like, is it the lowest level of good, so 75% of good is not actually good, itās 25% higher than mediocre? I mean, Iād still take it. It would be kind of heartbreaking to never be able to get better at anything, but Iād be a better than mediocre ice skater and scuba diver and pilot and singer and furniture maker and seamstress and hell - Iād be a better than mediocre speaker of Sumerian and nuclear physicist and brain surgeon. Iād be fluent-ish in every language in existence. Iād be tolerably good at the most obscure skill in the world. Iād be decent but not amazing at finding diamond, Iād be a mildly successful stock market billionaire and then I could be pretty decent at changing the world.
it would be like if everything you did was graded, you would get a C. so if you're a straight A student, not anymore. buuuuuut, you trade the things you could do before with a million things you couldn't do before.
like cloning your cat or corporate espionage.
Hello! Loophole abuse rules lawyer here! There's nothing there that says you cannot improve, so you can start from that 75% good and polish your skills a bit to git gud ary whatever you choose, which will be comparatively easy now that you have a firm foundation.
Also, while it implies that your skills are set to 75% regardless of preƫxisting skill level, that's not necessarily the only or best interpretation within the text of origin. Higher amounts necessarily include lower amounts. If you have three oranges, then you do have two oranges, just not exactly two oranges. If you're already 81% good at a skill, then you technically already are 75% good at it, plus some. Therefore, the button should not necessarily lower any already exceptional skills you possess.
Still, even if my more charitable interpretation of the 75% bit isn't how the button works, there's still no injunction against improvement. So hit the button, and use your 75% good self-improvement and self-motivation skills to improve your other skills, and those two for that matter.
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Part 2 of reeducation
From feminist to misogynist
I am a proud feminist.
I am a proud feminist and I have submissive fantasies, I must overcome my internal misogyny.
Their is nothing wrong with submissive desires, feminism is all about freedom and women like me should be free to choose to explore their sexuality.
My submissive desires include a housewife kink, I also love misogynistic role-play.
i think that i am a lifestyle submissive, i am happiest when i choose to submit, this does not contradict feminism because i choose this life.
i love being a slave, i love to submit, i honestly think that there is something to traditional roles, i think that most girls would be happiest in this lifestyle, though i still believe they should choose it of their own will.
i think girls should submit to Men and let Men lead, sisterhood is not about standing strong on our own, true sisterhood is about supporting each other in being proper girls.
girls should put their Man first in all things, girls who donāt accept the truth of things are brainwashed and need to be brought to the truth.
i am a cunt, all girls are cunts, cunts need Male control.
i am a cunt, and i hate other cunts, sisterhood is a lie, only Men matter.
Good girls make more good girls.
good girls make more good girls!!!

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Who would buy such a blatantly self deprecating t-shirt? āI am a dumb cowā was emblazoned across the chest of an article of clothing which I had by chance picked of the rack at my local charity shop. Buying it was one things but donating it to charity? Simply detestable!
I canāt see why anyone would wear this. Maybe it was a joke or something? Sometimes I donāt get jokesā¦friends tell me I can be a bit stuck up butā¦I just donāt find stuff like that funny. The material is nice at least. Really soft. Itās too bad for the slogan because it would be a real high quality t-shirt without it. Hmmm what if I buy it and remove the lettering? Yeah thatās a great idea! Iāll head to the till now.
āHi, just this pleaseā
The woman smiled as she took the t-shirt. She glanced at me weirdly when she saw the print on it.
āOkaaaayā¦that will be Ā£5 pleaseā
āIām going to remove that typing you knowā¦here.ā
I left the charity shop a little embarrassed but who cares what that woman thinks, I donāt deserve to be judged even if I am a dumb cow, which of course Iām not. I went to university for Godās sakeā¦and I donāt look even look remotely like a cow. I suppose that look would be characterised by massive tits-āuddersā, floppy cow ears and a tail or something. I have none of those.
After getting home from the shops I had some stuff to unpack, including the absurd cow t-shirt. After putting several articles in the wardrobe I decided to try it onā¦that material still feels great. I bet it would be really comfy and loose fitting. I took off my current shirt and pulled the new one over my head. It slid on easily and I was right! So lovely! Why would they make such a trashy t-shirt out ofā¦whatever dreamy stuff this was made of?
Itās so nice I donāt want to ever take it off. Something just feels so right when itās on. If I had to be critical I would say it feels a little itchy in the chest area. Not itchy, moreā¦tingly. That could be my bra actuallyā¦it was starting to feel tight, it can get like that when Iām out all day though. I should probably get a new one. Iāll just take this thing off, since I donāt expect to be going out again today, and Iām sure my husband wouldnāt mind.
I unclasped my bra under my t-shirt- you know some men canāt get them undone when theyāre staring at the clasp- and misogynists have the audacity to call us the inferior genderā¦ha! Pulling out my bra from under my t-shirt I felt immediately better.
āAaah thatās much betterā
My udders felt great being out of that constrictive bra. I-what the hell? Did I just think udders? I meant breasts! Itās been a long, hot day today, my brain must be really frazzled. Dumb cow t-shirt! I mean that the cow t-shirt is dumb notā¦ahh whatever I know what I mean.
Itās true though, about my uā¦breats! They feel great! I just want toā¦rub themā¦mmmmm they do āfeelā greatā¦andā¦swollen? Are my breasts getting bigger? I was a B cup earlier and now they seem bigger. Thatās just downright impossible! Iām squeezing tighter butā¦they still feel largerā¦in fact, I can feel them growing as I squeeze them! They must have grown two cup sizes while Iāve had my hands on themā¦shit! Whatās going on!?!
Not only are my udders growing but they feel so sensitive. I just have to rub them moreā¦massage themā¦gently, oh it feels so good.
āOh God! Ahh mmm oh!ā
Theyāre- udders! I called them udders again! I nearly completely let that slip because I was so engrossed in fondling themā¦fondling myā¦myā¦well honestly they look pretty udder like right now. Theyāre massive! Theyāve grown like four cup sizes already! How the hell am I going to explain this to my husband? Iām still rubbing themā¦pinching my nip-
āMoooooohhh!!!ā
What the hell was that? Moo? Iāve never mooed before! Especially not soā¦lewdly! Iām not some dumb cowā¦the t-shirtā¦is it doing this to me? Have to get it offā¦have toā¦tell my husbandā¦.get it offā¦tell husbandā¦get him offā¦.Iā¦.whatā¦?
Crapā¦my thoughtsā¦.I canāt stop thinking about milking my nice udders for himā¦.maybe he can give me a titfuck and share some milk of his own with me and- stop! Take of the t-shirt! I can resist this! Iāll just reach my arm into the sleeveā¦andā¦ummā¦..pullā¦something? I know how to take off a t-shirt! Donāt Iā¦?
I canāt help myself, I really am turning into a dumb cow. I just want to suck masterās cock! Master? I meanā¦.ummmm what was his name again? All I can think of is masterā¦heās so powerfulā¦authoritativeā¦want him to brand me with his hot dickā¦.Iā¦.must resistā¦Iā¦.must suckā¦Iā¦..noā¦.Iā¦.moo? Moo! MOOOO?!?
And that was all she ever thought, from then on. Her husband found her in quite the state, mooing helplessly, and when he realised his wife was completely gone they fucked- like the animal she was. Although he missed his intelligent wife, he enjoyed his new dumb cow a lot more.
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i realized something that makes a lot of sense!!!
this account has like 1000 followers n my main where i post normal stuffs has like 300
why?
cuz men donāt care about girls feelings n interests. those donāt matter.
only being a slut matters
only your body matters
only getting dumb for Cock matters.
Brains are for boys.
Three Types of Rules For Littles
Here are three types of rules for Caregivers who are struggling to develop lists for their new little:
1. Rules That Establish Dominance:
These are the fun rules, and the ones that reinforce who is boss. Asking for permission to cum and letting Daddy pick out your panties each day are good examples.
2. Rules That Guide Health:
These help with physical and mental health. Eating breakfast each day, a required walk, journal writing, and required self play (good for burning calories and raising endorphins) are good examples.
3. Rules That Help With Goals:
These help make her that very best version of herself that she wants to be. Keeping her room tidy, working toward healthy eating habits, putting away money in the bank each week, and required time for studying are good examples.
**Rules may overlap into multiple areas. Required self play can help with mental health, weight loss, stress relief, sleeping habits, as well as establishing dominance. Looking at otherās rules can help you come up with your own, but by and large, rules should be tailored to serve specific littles and their unique needs. Happy rule making.Ā
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Hereās the thing about the air nomads.
I introduced a friend to ATLA a few nights ago, and they had only known two things about the entire show: the cabbage meme, and that Aang apparently wants to ride every large and dangerous animal he can possibly find. We got through the first five or so episodes, and my friend noted that Aang is exactly what a 12-year-old would be like if given godlike powers, and that this is literally just what he could do with airbending. He canāt even wield any of the other elements, and heās one of the most powerful people on the planet, because heās an airbender.
And that got me thinking.
This snippet from Bitter Work is one of the few pieces of concrete information we get about the airbenders, at least in ATLA. Iroh is explaining to Zuko how all four of the elements connect to the world and to each other.
Fire is the element of power, of desire and will, of ambition and the ability to see it through. Power is crucial to the world; without it, thereās no drive, no momentum, no push. But fire can easily grow out of control and become dangerous; it can become unpredictable, unless it is nurtured and watched and structured.
Earth is the element of substance, persistence, and enduring. Earth is strong, consistent, and blunt. It can construct things with a sense of permanence; a house, a town, a walled city. But earth is also stubborn; itās liable to get stuck, dig in, and stay put even when itās best to move on.
Water is the element of change, of adaptation, of movement. Water is incredibly powerful both as a liquid and a solid; it will flow and redirect. But it also will change, even when you donāt want it to; ice will melt, liquid will evaporate. A life dedicated to change necessarily involves constant movement, never putting down roots, never letting yourself become too comfortable.
We see only a few flashbacks to Aangās life in the temples, and we get a sense of who he was and what kind of upbringing he had.
This is a preteen with the power to fucking fly. Heās got no fear of falling, and a much reduced fear of death. Thereās a reason why the sages avoid telling the new avatar their status until they turn sixteen; could you imagine a firebender, at twelve years old, learning that they were going to be the most powerful person in the whole world? Depending on that child, that could go so badly.
But the thing about Aang, and the thing about the Air Nomads, is that they were part of the world too. They contributed to the balance, and then they were all but wiped out by Sozin. What was lost, there? Was it freedom? Yes, but I think thereās something else too, and itās just yet another piece of the utter brilliance of the worldbuilding of ATLA.
To recap: we have power to push us forward; we have stability to keep us strong; we have change to keep us moving.
And then we have this guy.
The air nomads brought fun to the world. They brought a very literal sense of lightheartedness.
Sozin saw this as a weakness. I think a lot of the world did, in ATLA. Why do the Air Nomads bother, right? Theyāre just up there in their temples, playing games, baking pies in order to throw them as a gag. As Iroh said above, they had pretty great senses of humour, and they didnāt take themselves too seriously.
But thatās a huge part of having a world of balance and peace.
Itās not just about power, or might, or the ability to adapt. You can have all of those, but you also need fun. You need the ability to be vulnerable, to have no ambitions beyond just having a good day. You need to be able to embrace silliness, to nurture play, to have that space where a very specific kind of emotional growth can occur. Fun makes a hard life a little easier. Fun makes your own mortality a little less frightening to grasp. Fun is the spaces in between, that canāt be measured by money or military might. Fun is what nurtures imagination, allows you to see a situation in a whole new light, to find new solutions to problems previously considered impossible.
Fun is what makes a stranger into a friend, rather than an enemy.
Fun helps you see past your differences.
Fun is what fuels curiosity and openmindedness.
Fun is the first thing to die in a war.
OP went and ended hard with the last line.

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āI will be back in five minutes. Ā When I return, I want your wrist cuffs on and my paddle in your hands. Ā I want you kneeling for me.ā
āYes, Sir.ā Ā
His words tore through her body, igniting a spark through her. Ā He always knew how to go from a casual evening into their dynamic so effortlessly. Ā The way his voice lowered, the way his eyes shone differently as he gazed into hers, the way his hand would brush against her neck so gently. Ā He knew exactly what he was doing and how to elicit every reaction out of her.
She took her clothes off in the bedroom, her mind relaying the words in her head. Ā She imagined his hands in her hair, his voice in her ear, the paddle against her soft, firm bottom. Ā She fasted the wrist cuffs to each wrist and retrieved the paddle. Ā She knelt down, her head bowed, awaiting his arrival. Ā She could feel the intensity of her arousal already, the ache between her thighs growing rapidly. Ā She hadnāt been in position for more than a minute and she could already feel herself getting impatient. Ā
After what seemed an eternity, she heard his footsteps in the room, his silence only enhancing her slick sex. Ā
She could feel his presence right in front of her, her head remaining bowed as he walked behind her, slowly and deliberately taking his time. Ā He squatted down as she continued to stay still for him, waiting for anything, a command, his hands, anything. Ā Finally, she felt his fingers gently touching her sex, her arousal easily spilling onto his fingers. Ā She heard a chuckle from his lips as he massaged her pussy slowly, her cheeks flushing with embarrassment at her eagerness, only stimulating her more. Ā
āSuch a good girlā, he said softly, as a smile crept across her face. Ā His finger pushed inside her as she gasped quietly, so eager for his touch. Ā
āMy good girl.ā
An animal shelter in Ireland laid out a bunch of toys for Christmas and let the dogs come in and choose which toy they wanted.
(via Dogs Trust Ireland)
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