Oranges & Door Hinges

the guys who made Racist Mario just got their merch pulled for lead poisoning

male characters having no asses in video games is the most tragic epidemic since smallpox

Goddamit i hate this fucking post. I hate it because obviously if “twelve” followed the same pattern as the other teen numbers it wouldn’t be “twoteen” it would be “seconteen”. Think about it. It’s not “threeteen” it’s “thirteen” as in “third”. It’s not “fiveteen” it’s “fifteen” as in fifth. So with that in mind, you count “first, second, third, fourth, fifth,” and so on, so eleven would be “firsteen” and twelve would be “secondteen” or “seconteen”. “Firsteen, seconteen, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen….” It just drives me absolutely mad everytime i see this post that this obvious pattern was overlooked and i cant hold in my rage anymore.

interesting hypothesis! i have a question,

Edward Cullen energy

what does that mean?

Gonna make your werewolf boyfriend jealous.

i feel like a lot of people dislike my vibe but they just don't understand my vibe

my vibe isn't really "be horny and annoying" its more like "dude just be yourself unapologetically " and however that manifests for you

like i could just post the same thing everyone else does and be another plain blogger no one pays attention to, but who wants to do that when i can say shit like "she had an AMD Cock and he had an Intel Pussy" and no one knows what it means but it does make you stop and go "huh" for a moment before forgetting about it entirely but that split second is why im here

even the top gets called a faggot