Imaginarium

me: hey wanna see pics of my dog person: no me: *shows pictures anyway*

my brother tried to pick up a banana to make it look like he was talking on the phone but all the bananas in the bunch came with it and he just looked at me and went “i guess it’s a conference call”

A++ recovery

don’t encourage him

‘Cause let’s be real, here. Despite what tumblr will tell you, it’s okay to not be attracted to fat people (or skinny people or anything in between). What gets your motor running isn’t really something you have complete control over. What you DO have complete control over is how you treat people you don’t find attractive. You always have the option to not be an asshole.

You don’t have to be sexually attracted to someone to be nice to them.

exactly

The worst part about liking classical music is when you forget the name of a piece and you can’t google the lyrics because there are none

OMG imagine them getting married and having to explain this story

If America did more advertising like this, I wouldn’t mind commercials so much.

DY INg

HOLY FUCK

Me n my dorter tbh