riddikulus

when people say my name im like.   cant believe i exist

get u a girl who cant do either

Dream job.

*male writer voice* i don’t remember her name. it’s not important. i met her at a record store and she went home with me because i offered to buy her cigarettes. she had amazing perky breasts. we drank cheap whiskey and had sex three times that night and then she told me she wanted to be a dragonfly because they were free. i slept with her many times after that. but one day she stopped returning my calls and i don’t know why. that was seven years ago. on monday she got hit by a bus and died. i saw it in the newspaper so i went to her funeral and it made me sad. i don’t know why. i hate my mother even though she pays my rent while i write poetry about masturbating in the shower

this changed my life

this was written before the printing press was invented and it still sounds like a modern day shitpost

REPRESENTATION MATTERS.

Representation is SO important.