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hey, if anyone still following this blog likes one direction/taylor swift, you should go follow @neverhungupthephone bc that’s my main blog now!

hey, if anyone still following this blog likes one direction/taylor swift, you should go follow @neverhungupthephone bc that's my main blog now!

#and has been for two and half years but yknow

I haven't logged into this account in such a long time. Curious if anyone remembers me...

#if you don't #you can always ask

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I just realized that I've practically been dead lately..

#...Merry Christmas?#I got a Kindle Light from my aunts and grandparents #Which I think is interesting

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Preach

pulpfanfiction

BACK IN MY DAY WE USED TO LISTEN TO REAL MUSIC

HERE, LET ME PULL OUT MY OLD IPOD AND SHOW YOU DUBSTEP I’M SURE YOU’LL LIKE IT SONNY

theendisnearusnolonger-deactiva

Hey, lemme tell you a story

It’s called Homestuck

timberwerewolf

I’ll be the one chasing my grand-kids going “BLAWRGHLL” and running like Flappie, omg.

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‘Let me tell you about Homestuck, my dear children.’

chivalric

“WHOAH YOU’RE MY GRANDCHILDREN? I HAD CHILDREN? WHAT. I WAS PREGNANT? YOU BETTER BE CALLED VRISKA JR.”

neuraldrifting

shit lets be old

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“YOU’RE FOURTEEN ALREADY?! SHOULDN’T YOU BE STARING AT PICTURES OF HOMOSEXUALS ON THE INTERNET?”

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I actually want to have kids just for the sake of becoming a grandparent.

umhi-im-goner-blog

BACK WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE I WAS OBSESSED WITH GAY PORN WHY AREN’T YOU

grandma I’m a straight 11-year-old boy

UGH KIDS THESE DAYS WITH YOUR FANCY HETEROSEXUALITY WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE I HAD TO SHIP SLASH COUPLES UPHILL BOTH WAYS IN THE SNOW

moved-amemeworthfightingfor-blog

“Ugh there’s too many gay couples on tv” “WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE THERE WERE TWO GAY COUPLES ON TV. KIDS IN AFRICA WISH THEY HAD THE GAY COUPLES THAT YOU HAVE NOW.”

yirico

“NOW KIDDO WATCH YOUR GRAMAMA DANCE TO ONE OF HER CHILDHOOD FAVORITES.

TO THE FRONT.

TAKE IT BACK NOW, Y’ALL,

CHA CHA REAL SMOOTH.”

trucktiger

WHAT’S THIS SHIT YOU’RE READING ON? WHERE ARE YOUR BOOKS?

WHY DON’T YOU HAVE HARRY POTTER ON YOUR SHELVES?

BLAINE JR STOP CRYING AND LISTEN TO YOUR GRANDMA.

leauxgan

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Oh my God that actually made me laugh O.O

Mother made rice.

Sister looks at the plate then to me: You put your name in tessera again?

I look at my plate: Yes. I did. Eat your rice.

Sister: I'm sure we could find other means of getting food. You really shouldn't do that, you're not putting the odds in your favor.

I set my fork down: would you like some grass and coal for dinner? because that's the only thing you'd be getting.

Mother: eat your tessera rice and stop talking!

Brother: tomorrow, I vote chicken.

I look at him: you wanna go get some? Where do you suppose we find it?

Brother: I hope you get reaped in the hunger games.

*everyone gasps*

Me: don't you ever say that again.

my family has lost it.

#your family is awesome

camilleeian

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For laughs, I went to the Bill Nye the Science Guy section of FF and set the rating to M.

WHY DID STUFF SHOW UP?

houseofhastings

The Hunger Games trailer spoof (x)

What are the flowers that are supposed to be at the funeral, again?

I just made two attempts at posting something and ended up deleting both of them.

So...How are you?

mjwatson

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Daughter: dad I'm a lesbian

Dad: it's cool

Second daughter:dad I'm a lesbian too

Dad: Christ, doesn't anyone in this family love cock?

Son: I do

#omg

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A life without Romione is a life wasted.

#TRUTH

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