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I think about him all the time ughh tallstar my little guy

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

Being an adult will have you unironically wishing for a piece of dishware for Christmas

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

among us show really said what if there was a murder mystery on a spaceship and all the characters were nonbinary and had an orgy and the killer puppeteers their corpses a la weekend at bernies. they use the words “atheist” “chemtrail” and “bullshit”. there’s an extended homage to 12 angry men. a character dies while flipping the bird. there are excessive ass and foot shots despite the characters being cartoon astronauts in space suits. what? this is rated PG? who greenlit this. why is it kinda good

Pedants have you saying shit like "dragons aren't real" which is a fucking devastating position to be in

dragons arent real? awe okay whatever its not like i care ... (sniffles and walks away, tail dragging sadly on the ground)

both trans men and trans women are punished for our proximity to both feminity and masculinity. people decide when we are men or women based on what is the WORST option at the moment. we both get treated like women only when someone needs to infantalize us or call us bossy, bitchy, stupid, vapid. we both get treated like men when someone wants to demonize and paint us as violent, predatory, abusive, perverted. NONE of us are benefiting from any gendered privilege, because we are always treated like the worst of either gender depending on the scenario. this is something all trans people experience, regardless of agab, both trans men and trans women. so why do we assume that the other side has the opposite experience as us?? why do you think that because your life as a trans man or a trans woman is painful, that a trans person of a different gender must have the opposite experience?? like i just dont get the preschool level understanding of gender like "well boys and girls are opposites so of course our experiences are opposites too" we are living the same transphobia and if you cant see it you need to listen to other people more

hate that I was understanding when I should’ve just been a cunt