email Hater

We have this interesting situation where we basically no longer have privacy nor the expectation of privacy, but we also don't have community or meaningful connection with others, so we're all simultaneously both completely exposed and absolutely alone, and please understand that when I say this situation is "interesting", what I in fact mean is that it's "nightmarish and I wish I could wake up"

I do suffer the american condition of liking to drink huge drinks

but if i dont see immediate results for my efforts ill die

shoots you with a beam that immediately takes effect

oh my god i can feel the effect…

have you guys heard of noodles? that shit is thick or thin depending

if you're not 26 years old right now you will be soon

im on a mental health break but i saw some facebook food so heinous i simply MUST share

can you put that thing on a leash?

the losing dogs and i are engaging in insider trading

Does anyone know what to do