#cuckockitty

“absolutely,” britney said, no hesitation in her voice. “i would change it all. i would do it differently. maybe not the beginning but....my mother wouldn’t have a say in anything i did. i would hire someone outside of the family and i would release different music. music that would be better and personal....and i would become a triple threat my way. i would work harder than i ever had before and i would find ways to get to where i am now sooner. and i would give back more and move away from home a lot sooner. more tours, but the way i want them...and i....i would trust chip. i would trust him. i would do better. i would be better....and not....who i am now” she looked at her hands, a sad smile on her face. “i doubt you’re following what i’m saying and that’s okay. i only...you’re easy to talk to, billy.” @bingbongbilly

who reaches out to new neighbors - naveen

who remembers to buy healthy food - maybe naveen? because healthy food = healthy skin and i feel like he’d care about that. tho flynn does too but he’s not as strict

who remembers to buy junk food - flynn, tho they both eat junk

who fixes the oven when it breaks - bold of you to assume these boys even realized the oven was broken. felix probably sensed it though and came over to take care of it 

who waters the plants/feeds their pet(s) - eric (idc that he’s not even in the ask - it’s still eric) 

who wakes up earlier - probably naveen. flynn works late hours a lot and is often down at the fight club even when he’s not working

who makes the bed - lawrence 

who makes the coffee - flynn. naveen probably doesn’t know how to work the machine

who burns breakfast - they dont cook

how do they let each other know they’re leaving the house - “bye bro” “peace out babe”

how do they greet each other when one of them gets home - “honeyy i’m hommee”

who brings home little gifts like flowers/chocolates more often - neither?? flynn bring homes gifts of little things he swiped for naveen. but i dont see either of them really being a flowers/chocolate types

who picks the movie for movie night - they take turns deciding

their favorite kind of movie to watch - action or DUMB bro comedies that aren’t actually funny 

who first suggests a pillow fort - flynn

who builds the pillow fort - flynn

who tries to distract the other during the movie - flynn throws popcorn at naveens face a lot and is very talkative during movies so probably him

who falls asleep first - naveen

who is big spoon/little spoon - they switch up. each of them deserve to be cuddled

at first it was just supposed to be tiana and lottie living together when they moved to corona, but they had two spare rooms and tia said it’d be smartest to find roommates instead of making them giant closets like lottie originally wanted to do. they met roxanne at freshman orientation and liked her right away. lottie extended the invitation for her to come move in with them, saying she didn’t even have to pay rent if she didn’t want to. with roxanne came elsa and it was as easy as that. truth be told they probably should have looked into both the girls before just inviting them to move into their home - but both lottie and tia are too trusting for their own good. and it turned out fine anyway.

lottie absolutely hates that they insist on paying rent. she charges them way less than they actually would have to pay if all four were evenly splitting the rent - but lottie doesn’t tell them that. she flat out refuses to tell them how much the townhouse actually costs - partially because she doesn’t even remember the exact cost anyway. every month big daddy pays the official rent to their landlord and lottie takes their money, just to put it away in a box if it’s cash or a separate account when it’s a check. she then uses that money to buy them things. normally stuff they need but felt they couldn’t afford to buy at the moment. or if something needs repaired around the house she uses that money and just tells them the landlord handled it so they don’t insist on chipping in even more.

at least once a week they have a “family” dinner all four of them. it’s not any set day of the week because it all depends on tiana’s work schedules - but they make sure to do at least something together. lottie always suggests they order out so tia can get a break from cooking all the time, but 99% of the time she insists it’s okay and that she wants to cook. the other girls offer their help and usually just end up on chopping duty or doing the something simple like a salad.after the meal is done none of them let tiana help clean up - the three take care of it all themselves and then they all either watch a movie together or play games or something.

who reaches out to new neighbors  -- eric for sure. while naveen is friendly and likes meeting new people, eric is more likely to notice they have new neighbors before naveen does. and he gets grimsby to order some muffins or something so they can say hi and bring a welcome present.

who remembers to buy healthy food -- lawrence and grimsby

who remembers to buy junk food -- eric because naveen’s dumbass too busy flirting with a cashier while eric does the shopping

who fixes the oven when it breaks -- felix fix it jr they ain’t fixing shit lmao

who waters the plants/feeds their pet(s) -- ERIC!!!! he has to feed and love max, what do you mean. but naveen will feed max if eric isn’t around for some reason. 

who wakes up earlier -- probably eric. he goes for a run on the beach every morning and picks up breakfast for him and nav.

who makes the bed -- eric tries to get both of their beds, but sometimes he forgets, but its ok grimsby and lawrence do it when they stop by for daily check ins. 

who makes the coffee -- whichever barista is working at the lucky cat cafe that morning

who burns breakfast - eric because in the rare occurrence that they’re not ordering food, naveen is just not allowed in the kitchen at all. 

how do they let each other know they’re leaving the house -- eric makes sure he finds naveen wherever he is in the apartment to say bye and give him a hug. naveen is more of a “honey i’ma be out” as he’s walking out kind. 

how do they greet each other when one of them gets home -- eric again tries to find naveen and have some face to face interaction/ask about his day. naveen is probs obnoxious and loud so whenever naveen comes in eric kind of just shows up at the door because he heard him. 

who brings home little gifts like flowers/chocolates more often -- eric brings naveen snacks all the time, or like jazz records he found while out and about. 

who picks the movie for movie night -- flynn because neither of them really cares

their favorite kind of movie to watch -- eric likes romantic comedies and adventure films, naveen likes musicals and comedies. they try to meet in the middle as much as they can

who first suggests a pillow fort -- neither

who builds the pillow fort -- if they did build one eric would end up doing all the work for sure

who tries to distract the other during the movie -- naveen doesn’t know how to shut the hell up so

who falls asleep first -- eric

Is your muse happy living off of the bare necessities, or do they need more in life?

He knows he can live off just the basis - he grew up with a single mom and little sister. They struggled a lot, but always made things work out in the end. So he would probably be fine with it again. Does he prefer it? No. But nobody does. Really, all he needs is his guitar, family, and friends. The rest he can figure out or handle whatever is dealt to him.

Would your muse change themself for love, or would they wait to find someone who loves them for who they are?

" what look? " she asks, feigning innocence and laying on the doe eyes extra thick. he'd specifically told her she couldn't take his car out of sugar rush’s parking lot but, vanellope figured what he didn't know wouldn't hurt him. at least, that was the plan until he came out of work early and ruined it all. she was busted. “ i aint givin’ you a look. ” she argues from the driver’s seat, even if she clearly was. “ that’s just my face. my adorable face. ” she smiles, knowing he couldn’t argue with her there. she sure was friggin’ adorable. ( @rclphwrecksit )

A small gasp escapes her lips as Clio turns to look at her sister. “I am always nice,” she argues - even though the black eye under her makeup states otherwise. Still, she’s offended that Teri even thinks she wouldn’t be on her best behavior for a moment like this. “But I’m also not going to let them walk all over us, okay? Just because the others aren’t here doesn’t mean we shouldn’t still be taken seriously.” As the younger girls in the group, some of the people on their now growing team liked to think they could push them around a bit, and Clio was going to be certain that didn’t happen today. @terithemuse

“It’s actually only like noon,” Fred retorts as he drops down into the empty chair besides her work station. Immediately he spins around, holding out his arms as he does so. “But I think now actually might be the perfect time for this. You gotta face it eventually. Now that I am the new relationship genius in this group, it is my responsibility to help all of you with your own. So start talking.” @tomagogo