are you there god?

Shane sighed dramatically. He knew saying that would come to bite him in the ass. “Most girls are out of my league.” Shane wasn’t necessarily a modest person but he was honest. Sometimes. “You act like I said I don’t care about you.” He rolled his eyes. “I’m just not going to get my hopes up for something that would never happen.”

“And what do you want to happen?” she asked, challenging him in a way. “All girls are out of your league. But that isn’t all your fault. You’re a man, that’s just how it is.” She shrugged at him. “Sometimes it feels like you don’t care that much about me.”

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fiona never really felt like she had any kind of real family before dani. when she was sent to reform school she thought it was going to be like a prison, and that she was going to hate everyone. but dani changed all of that. she became like a sister figure to her and she honestly believes she would not survive without her and her rage.

moving in with dani was a no-brainer. she doesn’t actually trust others easily due to how naive she could be at times, and dani is the only person who is ALWAYS up-front with her. she knows that on an island like corona she was bound to do something stupid in the name of love or a saucy moment. dani is the only reason why she hasn’t given all of her money away to the first loser who has called her cute. 

whenever dani comes home from a fun night out, fiona is always awake, chilling on the couch, watching her shows. she doesn’t let herself sleep until she knows dani is either safe or not in jail. she has water and asprin ready and tucks her into bed with a kiss on her forehead.

they have for sure gotten banned from cafes and restaurants for stealing “free” bread or getting into a fight with a waiter or waitress or the host....it really varies. sometimes it is fiona’s fault, sometimes it is dani. but either way they both sure do have fun getting banned. it is the reason they opt out to ordering food more than actually leaving the apartment.

“So you know I’m out of your league and don’t care huh?” Fiona teased, poking him in the sides. “Shame. I was finally starting to like you for real. Now I know you are an ogre. Shame, shame, shame.” She had a smile on her face the entire time she poked at him. “Maybe if you cared things would be different.”

“Oh honey, my grandmother’s never been proud of me a day in her life,” Dani laughs with a wave of her hand, but joins Fiona on the floor without hesitation. She’s willing to do anything for the redhead, and that includes a much more Saturday night than what she’s used to. “I just hope you’re ready for me to kick your ass.” There isn’t anything she won’t get competitive over, including a quiet board games night. The mention of Shane is enough for her to wrinkle her nose, her feelings about him always perfectly clear. “You know I think he’s insufferable and you can do so much better,” Dani shrugs without hesitation. Always honest to a fault, she doesn’t even try to sugar coat her feelings — it won’t change her mind, but Fiona deserves to know she’s lowering her standards.

Fiona rolled her eyes, but not in a serious manner by any means. She loved that Dani got just as intense about the little things as she did. It made being friends and roommates much more exciting. “You probably will kick my ass, but I sure will make it hard for you.” She wasn’t even phased by her comments on Shane. In fact, she knew it was coming. Dani didn’t hold her tongue for anyone and Fiona respected that. “Is that all? You’re being surprisingly tame.”

The Little Mermaid - Would your muse change themselves for love, or would they wait to find someone who loves them for who they are?

Fiona would love to say she wouldn’t but she so would and has in the past. She believes in romance, she believes in candlelit dinners and being swept off her feet. The only times she has ever changed who she was were the times where she tried to follow the storybooks page for page. Sure, there are some things she isn’t crazy about, but if it’s in the books and the movies then it is worth a shot at least once for her. But then again, a real connection is hard for her to find, so she is sure that the person she is willing to change for is willing to tell her not to change a single thing.

Pinocchio - How honest is your muse? What is their moral stance on white lies?

“Alright so,” Fiona said, making her way over to Dani with a bowl of popcorn in her hand. “Board games night. No questions. And then we can catch up on bullshit and maybe fuck around and braid each other’s hair. I want a classic sleepover that our grandmothers would be proud of.” She sat on the floor, looking up at Dani with puppy-eyes. “And before you say anything, yes. I have made my decision on where I stand with Shane and it might not make you happy. So if you have anything harsh to say, do so now.”

Shane was already angry. This meant Dani clearly did not tell Fiona he stopped by a while ago. “Months?! I came by your place. You weren’t there. Dani said she would tell you.”

“Alright, well she didn’t, so now what?” Fiona rolled her eyes. “You came by one time. Good for you. And now you’re hitting me up at pride of all places. Shane, if it mattered that much to you, you would have stopped by more than once.”

Dani is well aware that she can be a lot sometimes, that she’s like a toddler that has to be distracted to keep her from raining down chaos and destruction wherever she goes, but she simply can’t help herself. It’s lucky she has Fiona to patiently keep her in check. “You promise?” she grins, eyes bright at the idea of giving someone a piece of her mind, whether they really deserve it or not. “Where do we stand on him anyway?” Dani adds, looking over at her roommate with an eyebrow raised.

“I promise, Dani.” she said earnestly. Fiona then thought about her question for a moment. Honestly, where did they stand on Shane? Fiona had been so mad at him for messing with her Valentine’s Day that she just didn’t know anymore. He had such an ugly temper and liked to start shit to start it...but Fiona liked that stuff about him too. It was complicated. “Umm...can I put a pin in that question? get back to it later?”

“But…” she starts to protest, a pout forming on her lips. Her whole life, her temper paired with her impulsive streak have been consistently getting her into trouble, and most days Dani hardly cares. It’s fun to cause a little chaos. But as Fiona pats her head, encouraging her to step back and calm down for once in her life the blonde sighs, knowing she’s right. “Fine, I’ll wait until the six hour mark, but not a minute more,” she reluctantly agrees, grabbing a throw pillow and hugging it to her chest as she settles in on the couch.

Fiona knew that Dani meant that and she really hoped Donny got off his shift soon. She didn’t want the pair to just...not get together. But at the same time Fiona was sure they were gonna end up that way no matter what. “The movie will calm you down. And if that doesn’t work I’ll let you go off on someone on my phone. Maybe Shane. But you gotta behave.”

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fiona would give him a chance if he said something! she thinks he is a pretty cool guy and her favorite part of of work sometimes is seeing him and his brothers.

she is romantic at heart so if he doesn’t romance it up she will take matters into her own hands. flowers, chocolate, candlelight dinner; the works.

will insist on the pda. she isn’t clingy but she a bit possessive. mostly because she hasn’t had many partners and she just wants to get it right so all she knows about relationships are what she has watched in the millions of romcoms and gernal romance movies she has rented and viewed over and over again.

she is a morning person so hopefully alon will be okay with early morning texts and snapchats of her breakfast because it is her favorite meal.

if it isn’t facebook official, is it even real?

just a lot of silly shenanigans and breaking out of comfort zones. fiona always pictured her love life would be one way and branching out from her expectations will be good for her.

she gonna hang all over him. yep.

pulling pranks together keeps the relationship healthy and active.

she is honestly one of the guys when her wall is down so like she looks forward to hanging out with him and his brothers and burping freely and letting down her girly walls because she could care less about them when it comes down to it.

a lot of play fighting because she is overly aggressive and probably would start one by accident.

“Not particularly, no,” he said. Shane picked up his glass of water and took a sip through the straw. He should at least try and sober up. “Share it with me? What like a date?” He scoffed. As if someone like her would ever want someone like him. “I guess not,” he mumbled.

Fiona rolled her eyes. “No Shane. As a friend. I thought you were one of my best ones.....” She sighed. “But now I don’t know. A best friend wouldn’t hurt me like this....” And maybe she was a fool for thinking that. “You guess? Gee, thanks.”

“Are you happy?” Fiona snapped at him, arms across her chest. She knew he was hurt and probably pissed but Fiona was pissed too. She couldn’t believe that he would do something like that. “This was the first Sweethearts Ball I have ever been to and I wanted to share that with you. And instead you get into a fistfight when my back is turned! Why? Was it really worth it?”