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1) Her hair is completely wrong for the 40’s. No professional/working woman  would have her hair loose like that. Since they’re trying to pass this off as a military hospital, Steve would know that she would at least have her hair carefully pulled back, if maybe not in the elaborate coiffures that would have been popular.

2) Her tie? Too wide, too long. That’s a man’s tie, not a woman’s. They did, however, get the knot correct as far as I can see - that looks like a Windsor.

3) That. Bra. There is so much clashing between that bra and what Steve would expect (remember, he worked with a bunch of women for a long time) that it has to be intentional. She’s wearing a foam cup, which would have been unheard of back then. It’s also an exceptionally old or ill-fitting bra - why else can you see the tops of the cups? No woman would have been caught dead with misbehaving lingerie like that back then, and the soft satin cups of 40’s lingerie made it nearly impossible anyway. Her breasts are also sitting at a much lower angle than would be acceptable in the 40’s.

There’s no knowing what kind of condition Steve’s in, or what kind of person he really is, after decades of nostalgia blur the reality and the long years in the ice (after a plane crash and a shitload of radiation) do their work. (Pre-crash Steve is in lots of files, I’m sure. Nick Fury does not trust files.) So Fury instructs his people to build a stage, and makes sure that the right people put up some of the wrong cues.

Maybe the real Steve’s a dick, or just an above-average jock; maybe he had a knack for hanging out with real talent. Maybe he hit his head too hard on the landing and he’s not gonna be Captain anymore. On the flipside, if he really is smart, then putting him in a standard, modern hospital room and telling him the truth is going to have him clamming up and refusing to believe a goddamn thing he hears for a really long time.

The real question here is, how long it does it take for the man, the myth, the legend to notice? What does he do about it? How long does he wait to get his bearings, confirm his suspicions, and gather information before attempting busting out?

DAN WILDS, OFFENSIVE DEALER: bad bitch hours bc she was a stripper and would step on you in her heels https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4XkKxOgOiQrCIo1THMv64G?si=3UqHpUp6Q2CIsl-t3iisYA

KEVIN DAY, STRIKER: intense sports montages bc i’m convinced he watches them on youtube until 3am https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2t3jAgdIkGNh5lrjXD8gkU?si=kEeHXapTRX-x7kS02qI9fw

ANDREW MINYARD, GOALKEEPER: songs that make me feel like andrew probably did on his meds https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6dafaI0QOezqfTEx5RNFKb?si=NYnPh9W6T3GjucbClsC9pw

MATT BOYD, BACKLINER: happy feel-good songs bc you can’t tell me he doesn’t do lil dances to these in the locker room before a game https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1FBMK7M7LHjwG55pRe7kyd?si=Fa5PkV_yRUuQXOLZTmP07Q

AARON MINYARD, BACKLINER: sad songs bc i feel bad for aaron all the time. he deserved better i want him to be happy https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2vl35aE6GSoNeCHtTGx21r?si=udmmC8frTjOLiRwMDzTrRw

SETH GORDON, STRIKER: angry guitars and yelling bc he was very aggressive and i miss him https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5x6bgBuh69T990qs5hQk3a?si=uZFXk2RpQjKkjAYbvYrs1Q

ALLISON REYNOLDS, DEFENSIVE DEALER: rich bitch whiny songs bc she’s a bad bitch but in a ‘i asked for a pony for my tenth birthday and got it and used it to trample people i didn’t like’ kinda way https://open.spotify.com/playlist/095oiUiFlwg0mQVLfwpwth?si=DT5TyueiTl6TD4U5R0Qu2A

NICKY HEMMICK, BACKLINER: club songs. nicky is a deep character but him at eden is probably prime and i can see him screaming these at a stone-faced andrew https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2tBHel15PirHVo5XdPs3Iv?si=DWl6c7H-RUy-FP8of82CgQ

RENEE WALKER, GOALKEEPER: soft cuddly songs i know she can fight and is probably one of the most dangerous people on the team but god she’s an angel https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4ZsifDeLce6olKbNwAsDP6?si=_NCErxvnRsmXkCv6Bd8fXw

NEIL JOSTEN, STRIKER: honestly this is a very complicated playlist bc neil is very complicated but it’s moody and sad and hopeful and lovey and- https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3LDMAbYKo92hwQJoQGOnqd?si=bBMRbOijRjGftybNwrKNuA

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