hello

good god when the mr clean magic eraser hits the stove......

If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise 

i beg to differ 

Then Beg

If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise 

i beg to differ 

Then Beg

Wtf should I wear to the living room today

tf is gluten? aint that what germans say .... gluten tag or waddever

it’s just me and my four hundred unread books against the world i guess

hate when i go out in public and the public is there

do i have some great news for you

day one of quarantine. i’ve gathered my most glamorous friends with the most shocking secrets to my secluded mansion. but there’s been a mysterious murder…….

irresponsible gathering. im calling the police

there was also a murder

i don’t think we can romanticize our way out of this one boys