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hurleyquinnzel

Songs that never fail to make white people beyond turnt

Don’t Stop Believing

Bohemian Rhapsody

Living On A Prayer

Come On Eileen

Sweet Caroline

Shot Through the Heart

Pour Some Sugar on Me

Sweet Home Alabama

Under Pressure

Shook Me All Night Long

Ice Ice Baby

Cotton Eyed Joe

500 Miles

Wonderwall

Buddy Holly

A Thousand Miles

Teenage Dirtbag

Red Solo Cup

Mr Brightside

Never Gonna Give You Up

Eye of the Tiger

Chicken Fried

American Pie

I Love Rock and Roll

Dancing Queen

Don’t You Want Me

We Will Rock You

The Time Warp

Hey Jude

Piano Man

This Is How We Do It

Drops of Jupiter

Hey Soul Sister

In The End

All The Small Things

Stacy’s Mom

Kryptonite

All Star

You Found Me

Bad Day

Bring Me To Life

Dance, Dance

Sugar We’re Going Down

I Write Sins Not Tragedies

All The Small Things

Ocean Avenue

Dirty Little Secret

Margaritaville

Sk8er Boi

Brown Eyed Girl

Life Is A Highway

Some Nights

Little Lion Man

Breakeven

Hey There Delilah

Viva La Vida

Use Somebody

Carry On My Wayward Son

Take On Me

1985

Iris

I’m Awesome

Seven Nation Army

September

Since U Been Gone

Skinny Love

Everybody (Backstreet’s Back)

Bye Bye Bye

Say It Ain’t So

Somewhere Only We Know

I’m Yours

Last Resort

My Girl

Tiny Dancer

Roxanne

Shout

I’m a Believer

Soul Man

Feel Good Inc

Check Yes Juliet

Walking On Sunshine

MMM Bop

Pumped up Kicks

Hooked On A Feeling

It’s A Beautiful Day

Summer Girls

Before He Cheats

Happy Together

You Make My Dreams Come True

Build Me Up Buttercup

Escape (The Pina Colada Song)

DONTTRUSTME

Shake It (Metro Station)

Juke Box Hero

Girls Just Want To Have Fun

kriskrakel

so i made the playlist https://open.spotify.com/user/haey1/playlist/15HiKjAnUuAymWdqejOTcP

sweetiewhitpi

Rebloging with the playlist.

enbyleighlines

as a white I can confirm the accuracy of this playlist

thes3nator

celestialdorito

If you don’t lose your titties with excitement over this playlist you don’t have a soul!

bumblign

homeskillet, i’m mexican american and i can confirm that this gets the white in me turnt af

honey-sunny-bee

Ain’t gonna lie

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teganfeatsara-deactivated202106

that’s how I wanna go

melongifts

Okay but if you read the article he wasn’t stabbed

he literally walked into the blade thinking it was a toy and not that it was a replica actual sword

HE LITERALLY WALKED INTO MY SWORD OFFICER

owlmylove

HE WALKED INTO MY SWORD TEN TIMES

astranaut

HE HAD IT COMING

jeremiahsmysteriosotouch

HE HAD IT COMING

HE ONLY HAD HIMSELF TO BLAME

astronsouls

Zelda to Chicago in 0.2 seconds

stability

the-chosen-half-of-one

When someone says I'm too obsessed with my fandoms:

Me:

youngleeks

Previews of my pieces for Oh, Cruel Fate, a gothic themed zine. I illustrated some Edgar Allan Poe stories (can you guess which ones?) There’s only a week left for pre-orders, so check it out!

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business email glossary

thanks in advance: get this done by the time i press "send"

thanks for your interest: why'd you have to bring this up

would you be so kind: fucking do it

best: i have never physically met you

all best: this conversation is over

all my best: i wish you would die

happy to help: this is the easiest thing in my inbox

i hope this helps: i've done all i'm willing to do

i did a bit of research: i googled it, because you're too lazy to

sorry to chase: answer my email

so sorry to chase: answer my FUCKING email

i am really sorry for being a pest but: i am LIVID that you are ignoring me

please contact my colleague: this isn't my problem

i'm copying in my colleague: this isn't my problem and i am thrilled about it

i'll check and get back to you: i might forget to

i'll let you know when i hear anything: i will forget to

can you check back with me in a week?: i'm hoping you will forget to

per our earlier conversation: i just yelled at you on the phone

great to chat just now: you just yelled at me on the phone

thanks!: i'm not mad at you

thanks!!: please don't be mad at me

thanks!!!: i'm crying at my desk

please advise: this might be your fault

kindly advise: this is entirely your fault

mind if i swing by?: i'm already in the elevator

can you confirm for me: you told me before and i deleted the email

sorry if that was unclear: i think you're an idiot

let me know if you need anything else: please never contact me again

Reblogging to add a direct quote that I used today -

Please respect my work process: just do it the way I told you to and stop arguing with me, I don't care what you think

me: hello darkness my old friend

darkness: do i know u

buttermilfpancakess

How Infinity War is gonna be.

Rockets gonna spend the whole movie convincing people he needs Bucky’s arm for a “plan”

just-shower-thoughts

Finding an old USB flash drive that you thought was lost is this generation’s version of a time capsule.

class-struggle-anarchism

meme over folks

blackblocberniebros-deactivated

Humor has gotten so abstract at this point that at first I thought this was an actual meme made by like, internet jokesters, not a literal paid advertisement.

issamemario-deactivated20170621

Dominos is woke

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ghostmistake

BLOSSOM

BUBBLES

AND BUTTERCUP

HAVE DEDICATED THEIR LIVES TO FIGHTING CRIME

AND THE

FORCES

OF

EVIL

a-scorpio-princess

retrotrash-deactivated20180109

Seriously, melt them all down.

getawaywithgifs

Someone: Wow you're so easy to talk to! I feel like our personalities fit so well together!

Me: thanks i made this one special just for you

fanonical

every patronus hermione granger has ever produced was done with the memory of how it felt to deck malfoy right in his smug bastard face

shinytogepiisshiny

She basically punched a Nazi before this whole discourse started

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