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valentines day for nerds pt.2 (pt.1)

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Emotions you feel but can’t explain reference

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I swing both ways ;)

Violently. With a bat. Come get some motherfuckers.

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Here to help y'all gorgeous children

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20 Interesting Zodiac Sign Facts About Scorpio (Part 5)

1. Don’t expect Scorpio to be always politically correct. 2. Scorpio have a habit of getting lost in their thoughts. 3. Despite what you think, Scorpio will always bring out the best in you. 4. Scorpio are unlikely to commit themselves physically to more than one person at a time. 5. Scorpio always give without remembering and always receive without forgetting. 6. Leave it to Scorpio to get things done. 7. Scorpio are easy going people. 8. Scorpio are paranoid about their privacy. 9. Of course Scorpio don’t work harder than other - Scorpio get…

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WHO THE FUCK IS THAT? 📢

shortspiracy

I just love how there's a dragon dildo right in the middle of the picture and no one questions this

To all those that have beautiful souls, but can't keep a relationship:

You are the person that makes your partner want to be a better person for, but they don't even know how to be better for themselves. So they give up on you, because it's easier. You are the person that most people secretly want but they're too nervous to approach, in fear of disappointing you or getting rejected. So they don't try, because it's easier. You are the person that loves so well and deep that your partner feels like they don't deserve you. So they leave, because it's easier. You are the person that is so good that when others know you, they know their own imperfections. So they distance themselves, because it's easier. Don't get discouraged. One day you will find someone that will appreciate you for what you are and cherish you. They will persevere. They will try to work things out. They will stay by your side. All this because you are everything that is good for them. Those people will shine brighter than those that know you and only think about how it affects themselves and in a negative way.

#love #relationships #beautiful souls #relationship issues #single #encouragement #life #breakup

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Blowing a dandelion is basically you helping a weed ejaculate.

melly-bell

I was having a good day. We were all having a good day.

churchyardgrim

I mean it’s kind of not, seeds aren’t analogous to sperm, hell, pollen isn’t analogous to sperm, plants don’t do dimorphic gametes like that. a better analogy would be firing a couple dozen fully-formed babies from a tshirt cannon

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This is definitely my favorite one.

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oh this is wonderful

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Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Stoned

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Harry Potter and the Cannabis of Secrets

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Harry Potter and the Weed of Azkaban

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Harry Potter and the Bong of Fire

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Harry Potter and the Order of the 4/20

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Harry Potter and the half-baked prince

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Harry Potter and the Dank Hallows

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reanimateobjects

I picked up a worm, and it wrote something in my hand with a tiny pencil. Unfortunately it was too small to read. An autograph? A spell? An angry note?

sake-pls

@reanimateobjects I’ve decided to line up with their writing and whatever they wrote appear to be…. phallic. I don’t how to break the news with you, but, I think that worm drew a penis on your hand…. Congratulation?

reanimateobjects

Ooh! Thank you for this valuable contribution to the field of worm linguistics and/or art. It is still unclear to me if it’s meant as a rude message to me, if it’s just putting its tag there, or something else. Further research is needed!

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I think the idea of it being a penis is anthropomorphism. I mean, the worm doesn’t have a penis itself, nor proper eyes with which to see one. No, I’m afraid this is something far more interesting: a self-portrait. You have been touched by an aesthetic annelid, and now your life will never be the same.

reanimateobjects

Now I will forever try to communicate with all the worms I find, but I worry that I’ll never meet this one again.

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This is beautiful. top notch quality content

#eve #thug #girl problems

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12 Zodiac Signs When They See Their Crush

1. Pisces

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shortspiracy

Aha I'm Scorpio and I approve

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What a good sheep selfie.

juanzerker

Hangin out with the fam. #blessed

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Confidence is contagious. Surround yourself with extraordinary people who are radiating courage, power and light.

Liam Tinker (via psych-facts)

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What is Appropriate Assertiveness?

An assertive person is someone who: 1. Values themselves and other people equally 2. Has the confidence to say both “yes” and “no” – without feeling that they have to defend their position 3. Is willing and able to stand up for themselves, and ensures they are treated with fairness and respect 4. Takes responsibility for their own needs 5. Takes responsibility for their words and their behaviour – and admits when they have failed, or have made a mistake 6. Expresses their true feelings in an honest way (while being respectful and considerate of others) 7. Can handle disagreements in an open, healthy way so problems are addressed (instead of being ignored or hidden.)

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