I Don't Know What To Do With My Hands

Sorry no offense but the fella who made boat terminology was horny as fuck

explain poopdeck

He was feeling silly

reminder that 30 isn’t old, it’s very normal to not accomplish everything in your 20s, and that it is never too late to learn that thing you’ve always wanted to learn. you’re always growing. that’s a good thing. 

they seem to be confusing the bay of pigs invasion and the cuban missile crisis and the 1983 soviet false alarm incident

every event in Russian history happened at once, and it was Putin who did it

Tried Wendys for the first time today.... treated like burger

*tasted

They did NOT put me on the grill

BUENOS DIAS SAMUS

#IT’S ME BOY IM THE MAREEP SPEAKING TO YOU FROM INSIDE YOUR BRAIN - @everyones-beau