🌻Bee🌻

good morning it's don't crash out Thursday where we try our hardest not to crash out. on Thursday

60 guys only manage to stab the 1 guy 23 times: I can't fucking breathe I'm laughing too hard, you suck at this

Julius Caesar showing up to the Ides of March and being like omg I'm the only one who forgot my knife how embarrassing

Hi my name is Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I’m in the seventh year (I’m seventeen). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them. -The opening paragraph to My Immortal, posted 20 years ago today

we slidin

At that point he’s a passenger too

Happy we slidin season to all who observe

A moment to celebrate 5 years of we slidin.

Happy 5 years of we slidin to all who observe

[id: a tweet by roob at roob_drummer: snowing hard this morning. Bus driver slid through a red light. Only thing he said was "we slidin" I can't stop thinking about this /end id except for some post tweet information about time and place: 8:50 AM 11 Nov 19 from Chicago, IL Twitter for Iphone ]

I can’t wait till this is on my dash again on December 24th tbh.

had a dream that they hard launched with a video called Basically We Are Gay For Each Other and we immediately made the acronym BWAGFEO (pronounced bwog fee oh). anyway. bwagfeo is real to me. it’s my Goncharov

i love you all so much <3