Offical

dw I get it

I never expected this… That an evil pineapple would relate to me

Well I’m short too so…

A fellow shortie! I’ve found one at long last

dw I get it

I never expected this… That an evil pineapple would relate to me

Sorry I wasn’t posting a lot lately. I had too many exams at tall academy. Tallness is such a hard subject.

Omg same but I’m at short academy and the shortness games are starting soon

Update: My team won the shortness games

OMG yaaay. We also won the tallness game but that was a long time ago.

Congrats my fellow height student

Sorry I wasn’t posting a lot lately. I had too many exams at tall academy. Tallness is such a hard subject.

Omg same but I’m at short academy and the shortness games are starting soon

Update: My team won the shortness games

I do not have any familial relations as of right now. However, my best friend is @liar-offical.

NO I SHIP WE MUST GET @liar-offical WITH @truth-offical

Sorry I wasn’t posting a lot lately. I had too many exams at tall academy. Tallness is such a hard subject.

Omg same but I’m at short academy and the shortness games are starting soon

I’m so sad bc Im not taller than my parents :( But I’m still growing so hopefully I will

:0 same my parents are shorter than me

I think you managed to put me small enough well done

Guys there is like no romantic tension bet @short-offical and @tall-offical their friendship is like totally platonic!

What are you talking about…

lie

it’s totally not a lie silly,just ask @gaslight-offical, like the most trusted source ever

Why would they even lie about that? Some lie detector you are.

oh okay, w- well i was just taking context clues from their username, b- but i guess that doesnt mean they're a habitual liar...

Just remember not to assume things, okay? :D

Like I never lie

You sure about that didn’t you once say that @tall-offical was shorter than me