A Blue Chicken Potato™

guy currently hurtling toward a migraine at a rate that would impress most astrophysicists: i wonder wgat is happening in my beautiful telephone

the reason that wounds that break the skin hurt is because its always supposed to be dark inside your body and when your blood sees sunlight for the first time it gets scared. and that causes the pain. or maybe it doesnt

(english butler voice) Will you be making an attempt on your life this evening, sir?

looks at you with my huge brown eyes. let's touch a hot stove together. Ok?

When this goes around I would like to remind people I made this post specifically about coercing people into watching supernatural

Did you know that you can waste your free time by not knowing which activity to do so you do none of them

wound dressings and bandages are lingerie for the enlightened pervert

it’s so humbling when you think the weather will magically make you feel better and then you’re outside the sun is shining and you’ve never felt worse

The first rule of fandom is have fun. The second rule of fandom is find an enabler and become an enabler. Yes you should write that fic. What if it was even hornier? What if it was angstier? What if you wrote it just for me?