Shock advised.

how do they know

baby youre doing amazing look how many grasses you have! 

I really tried to scroll past this but here we are

this kid never got a pancake reblog if you cry every time

if you wake up while McDonald’s is still serving breakfast then you’re doing good

doesnt mcdonalds have all day breakfast now?

if you wake up at all then you’re doing good

i love little kids that share too much information. today a girl came in with her mom to order food and i told her i liked her dress. she said “thanks my mom stole it from target”

THE PUREST THING

life… is an egg

explain

has chickens in it sometimes

Thank u to all the pets out there keeping their owners alive without even knowing it Ur doin a great job lil buddy