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Phm from Adrian's perspective is just what if you were Penelope and Odysseus came home but he also brought a jellyfish and keeps begging you to build a fish tank for the jellyfish and make jellyfish food for the jellyfish and youre an ancient Greek whos never seen a jellyfish and you cant even comprehend how your going to do it but youre going to because if you dont Odysseus may kill himself. And also the jellyfish can do like. Witchcraft.
I'm a huge fan of the fact that the glorious movie called Project Hail Mary is still trending on this site even after months, as is the best character ever Ryland Grace and his companion Rocky the Eridian.
I'm also a huge fan of the fact fucking Markiplier is here, too.
I drew some bullshiiiiit 💕
bonus
let elli have her happy ending too

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This is said with so much love; How the frick can you give so much emotion to a damn rock???
I love those rocks
Yurifies your trolley problem <3
quirky fourth wall breaking character but theyre just fucking. wrong about the medium theyre in. they keep making references to cinematic techniques and directorial styles and the other fourth wall breaking character is like "dumbass we're in a fucking comic book" and they are in a video game.
Well currently they’re in a tumblr post but I see your point
just watched an interview with james ortiz (rocky’s puppeteer) where he’s like “they were torturing ryan gosling for this movie. it was killing him. he was developing isolation sickness in real life from being the only actor on set for 6 months. i needed to be there for him even when rocky wasn’t in frame to serve as his guiding light and the sole thread tethering him to the concept of love. i was kneeling at the altar” and what
and then in ryan goslings interviews he’s like “i was struggling in the depths of hell. until a beautiful puppeteer angel lifted me up out of the darkness and saved me so completely and understood the character so well we had to make him play the role for real”
what
there will never be anything as funny as the mutual disbelief between long form and short form fic writers about each other's style.
short form writers look at people writing 100k+ fics as though this is some sort of talent given as part of a fae bargain, that the commitment required shows some sort of ungodly mental fortitude.
meanwhile long form writers look at people writing 1000 word one shots like god I would cut off my left nipple to be able to say anything concisely. i would love to play with multiple ideas. free me from the shackles of this child I have birthed. i love them but I now must take them to t-ball and doctor's appointments and they're going to destroy everything I own.

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the funniest moment in dungeon meshi is when marcille is having her nightmare and brings up her dead bird while also talking about her dead dad, saying “papa and pipi” and laios automatically assumes pipi is marcilles third nonbinary parent on top of her mom and dad
on your knees. now.
Adoption Day
hehe glowy mama
Which Of These REAL Warframe Plotpoints Is Your FAVORITE? Winner's Bracket (Spoilers)
1800s priest jumpscared by the backstreet boys
Your mom's ex brainwashed your mom into thinking she was your mom
You forgot that you were widowed as a child
You help your mom eat her abusive ex
Despite being an alternate history, Half-Life (1998) still released
Merchant gets possessed/replaced for a real month. Still sells you wares
The moon exists only in legends because your mom stole it
You inherited a cat in gay old man mad science divorce and it possibly can talk
In a shocking twist, the game features character customization
A gay old man fatally shoots you in order to teach you the power of friendship
A mushroom man sends you to fuck up capitalists while you get high on shrooms.
Giving Birth Rhythm Minigame.
These are all winning options from my first 10 of these 'favorite plot point' polls (there were two ties)

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Seems like only yesterday I was playing Project Mirai on his mother's weird orb stomach to deliver him 💚
i love the idea of Tauron Academy having regular school things like picture day