I know you probably didn't actually try to kill yourself with pills. But still you shouldn't joke about it. Most people who try to commit suicide via pills always regret it. Because it doesn't happen fast. It kills you slow, and after a couple hours there is nothing that can be done to save you. So you will have gotten the attention you wanted but by then you are already half dead. You will regret taking those pills, and you plead and beg with whoever you can to fix you, but it wont matter.
Hahaha, holy shit. I already said I wasn't trying to kill myself you stupid fuck, but I DID actually swallow 30 aspirin. I would know because I was the one who spent the next 9 hours puking up my guts in a fucking hospital bed and then 4 something days in inpatient in a mental health facility. Go fuck yourself, shitweed. And who the fuck are you to tell me whether or not I should joke about my mental illness, like I'm some child who just doesn't REALLY understand the consequences, motherfucker I was cracking jokes the whole way through.
