shitty hermitcraft facts

Joe Hills should NOT be trusted with a gun. The hermits had to learn it the hard way. How he came to have a gun in Minecraft, a game without guns, is still unknown.

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Grian was created to play Caillou, from well known children’s show Caillou, but was disappointingly not bald enough for the part.

Tangos" hair is made of quills, much like Sonic’s (Sonic the Hedgehog, 2020).

A Hermit King is a very rare formation of Hermits, taking the shape of several Hermits tied together at the tail.

Hermits? Craft.

Docm77 is a misnomer. He's actually Frankenstein Monster's Doctor, not Frankenstein himself.

The real identity behind the Cookie Monster is VintageBeef.

Stress' name is a reference to the song "Stressed out" by Fall Out Boy. She has a poster of them in her room!

Zedaph is the lead singer of pop band Britney Spears. He wrote and sang their hit song, Toxic

Zedaph is the CEO of bacon mail, which is a derivative of spam mail

Hypno contains anywhere from 35% to 68% of the world's iron.

All the hermits are unvaccinated and have rabies.

Not only does Evil Xisuma not know how to read, drive, think, or cook, he also does not know aerodynamics! The hermits make fun of him because of this all the time.

Jevin showers regularly, unfortunately, he showers in BBQ ranch and still smells.

Xisumavoid shortens to V, not X (although it is still pronounced as /ɛks/, it is spelled as V)