Shitty Ekphrastic Poetry

“What is my purpose?”

You pass bullets.

That’s a lot of bananas

Very phallic

Good for making smoothies

Let’s apply to grad school

Duchamp toilet

It’s the real one!

I guess it’s called fountain

Somehow the neural link

To the web

Is even more distressing

2022 is going great!

What’s that? It’s February?

Turns out fish

Are great bait

Heffalumps and woozles

Are out to paint

Did this sign

Used to say eyes?

Jelly of 2 Colours

Red and maybe yellow

Even taste

Eiffel Towers

In mirrors

Are closer

Hand sanitizer

Won’t clean

Too lazy for a rainbow

Here’s some colors

Where’s my gay money?

Small business cat

Will knock over

That’s one way

To lower

That is not a truck

Extinct?

I think not!

I am a home

Moisture Festival

Many kinds of wet