Story of My Life

#tfw your bluff is called and now you have to not start crying (via @ameliarating)

Being up at 4-5 am is like loading in a level but the textures haven’t loaded all the way through yet.

i like this text post a lot because it’s a comparison between two extremely different styles of humor despite it, effectively, being the same joke

I’m in that time of year now where early morning in this part of the city (near the sea) is very VERY foggy and let me tell you, waking up to what is basically Silent Hill hiding the short render distance is Something Else

For those who don’t know what’s happening in the video, she untied her shoelaces, pulled one through the inside of the zip tie binding her hands, then tied the shoelaces together. Then, by pulling downward and back and forth on the shoelaces with her feet, she created enough friction to wear away part of the ziptie, making it weak enough to snap right off her hands.

Will always reblog

Protect all the ladies and the dudes

Damn

For teach this to your kids….boys too. We don’t need to lose noone

Holy Shit!!!!!

I’m convinced bc I reblogged this on Friday, got hired at a job I had a million interviews for, went on a first date that went well, and got kissed a billion times so like hell ya to the luck cat

today’s mood is steve harrington realizing his girlfriend will never love him back and deciding to redirect his overflowing care and affection by aggressively mothering a bunch of middle schoolers

is anyone else just going through life like “yeah i just gotta get past this last difficult week and then it’s smooth sailing from there!” but like… every week