Object Class: Terrible

"it's just a prank, bro!"

Regardless, this won't be an ask without a crappy SCP sooo!

Number: SCP-XXXX

Containment Class: Safe

Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained in the Safe Anomolus Storage Locker, only to be opened by L2 or higher. SCP-XXXX only to be used for testing purposes. No pillows or any form of cushion used to rest.

Description: SCP-XXXX Is a species of Cimex lectularius [Bed Bug] that has ~evolved~ (due to possible connections to SCP-2037, which is ongoing, outside forces cannot be ruled out.) no legs. However, SCP-XXXX makes up for this with an anomalous trait.

SCP-XXXX Is able to heat up its internal temperature to ███ degrees celcius, often encouraging whoever uses the bed to shift, moving SCP-XXXX around and occasionally attaching to the subject. They use this method to move around to other mattresses.

Luckily, due to the fact they have no legs, SCP-XXXX is assumed to only being known by ~██% of the poplutation~ (Due to a specific pandemic, the number of SCP-XXXX has lowered so much the only apperance of SCP-XXXX Is assumed to be in foundation custody.

You could literally start a competing account and i would not have a chance, anon.

SCP-XXXX is a hot dog cart, being operated by a seemingly caucasian man's designated

Name: SCP-XXXX

Class: Esoteric [Da'aS Elyon]

SCP-XXX-1. Whenever a subject of 15 years or older approaches SCP-XXXX's "activation zone" [an unknown sized radius], SCP-XXXX and SCP-XXXX-1 will manifest and attempt to get the attention of the subject, usually failing and de-manifesting.

However, when SCP-XXXX succeeds on getting the subject's attention, they will attempt to sell them a "fresh hot dog, right off the grill" *it is noted that SCP-XXXX does not contain a grill*.

If the subject buys the "hot dog", SCP-XXXX will gleefully take the 5 dollar cost and the subject will walk away. Once the subject leaves SCP-XXXX's "activation zone", SCP-XXXX will vanish along with SCP-XXXX-1, and the "hot dog". This will also happen if the subject attempts to eat the hot dog, regardless of range.

Threw this together in like 5 mins lol

Scp-████, nicknamed "Breadundancy," is (a/many) loa(f/ves) of bread.

When a bite of slice is taken from the loaf and said slice is not observed for a period of longer than 0.00(...)03 ████seconds, the bread was never taken.