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if this gets 3000 notes, my boyfriend will go as Barbie for Halloween and I’ll be his ken

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A LOLLIPOP CUT MY TOUNGE ITS SO BIG

#rinrin<3 #yeeeouch

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my last tag game did really well, so here’s another one!

make yourself and your gender bent version of you in this picrew!

make sure to tag your friends!

i feel like boy me would be way more flirtatious and cheeky, my real self is nervous…

tags: @averagerottmntsimp @k1wiq @lykaios2 @fluffyrocky

(if you saw me redo mine…. no you didnt)

chaosgremlinlivinginyourwalls

I seen this and went why not. I honestly don't think I'd change that much if I had been born a boy. Still incredibly antisocial and kinda(very) judgy.

@glagy @to-sock-or-not-to-sock @bingus-the-great

to-sock-or-not-to-sock

yeah i think if i were born a dude i'd be pretty much the same except maybe more of an asshole? don't get me wrong i'm an asshole now, but less of an asshole than i could be. haven't reached full asshole potential yet

also yes i do have blue hair and pronouns

@im-an-otter-with-a-dark-side @ralseicastsgun

eofaquitaine

short hair and the nerdiest possible clothing (i have worn an almost identical outfit to each one) i have colored highlights in my hair that wasn’t allowed in this picrew so imagine green streaks on both

@interdimensionalchaos22 @coopercythedog

coopercythedog

Add in more purple in the hair and imagine it a little more curly and it’s pretty accurate, either way my hair would be similar length. @shittingcryingscreaming @apenguinarohomo

shittingcryingscreaming

my hair is way curlier but alas, I feel like I would be equally silly female and male they r besties @reynareina69

motherfrigginpsas

LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. “Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!” WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!

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For the love of god PLEASE REBLOG THIS

I see this stupid fucking post one a goddamn week and someone is going to literally fucking die from it

abbessolute

@oneshoeshort

oneshoeshort-deactivated2021060

IF YOU WONT LISTEN TO OP, LISTEN TO THE RETIRED PARAMEDIC WHO HAS SEEN PEOPLE DIE FROM THIS SHIT.

sirro85-blog

Poison control may advise diluting the toxin somehow like with water or milk, otherwise do not give them something to drink and take the empty pill bottle/ blister pack with you to the hospital.

becausewedefinetheworld

btw just searched it up, US poison control number is 1 800 222 1222

arcadialedger

REBLOG

isearchedtheyooniverse-deactiva

F U C K I N G

R E B L O G

T H I S

W H E N E V E R

Y O U S E E T H I S

O N Y O U R D A S H

astro-so

UM

R E B L O G

I DONT CARE WHO YOU ARE

R E B L O G

prick-o

i felt like this was important idk

rav3r-d0ll

PLEASE REBLOG!

thedollfromgmod

even if they DO go to jail for a little bit it’s better than fucking Dying

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HELP IN A CLASS FULL OF BOYS I DECIDED I SHOULD TELL PEOPLE I PLAY GOLF (I PLAY CASUALLY) NOW IM BEING DRILLED I FEEL LIKE WHEN I OUT MYSELF AS A FEM PRESENTING METAL HEAD HELP ME

nikkiophan

imagine u lived in elder scrolls and your khajiit friend was like "ah, come and look upon khajiit's son, a fine warrior that one will be one day, yes?" and he just shows u this

nikkiophan

u and ur equally drunk nord friends absolutely losing it over your khajiit comrade's tiny smug son (everyone is so proud of him)

guys…. I’m back here’s the summer update

bf dumped me (he’s bad I’m over it)

I got hotter

got rid of my toxic ex bf

uhmmmm have an amazing school schedule this year

started learning guitar

anddddd yeah I think that’s it I’m officially back 😘😘😘

#rinrin<3

oated

me when I accidentally say "suck my bug fucking cock"

oated

can someone reblog with some cropped porn of hopper from a bug's life I can't do it rn

buddwyer

yeah sure thing

cannibalchicken

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addigni

Reblog if you genuinely support asexuals

It terrifies me that there’s so much raging passion in the lgbt+ community that insist on marginalizing asexuals and implying that asexuals don’t deserve to have safe spaces. There’s still so much acephobia so I just wanna know which blogs are genuinely supportive and a safe space for asexuals

hometoursandotherstuff

blankets hot and fresh and warm out of the dryiner

#Mmmmmmmmmm #ooiuuuuugghhh yessssss #primordial needs satisfied #rinrin<3

cyber-corp

Having your own personal blog is honestly quite a nice change of pace compared to Reddit. I could put a funny GIF of George Bush getting hit by a shoe on here and the worse case scenario is that no one even notices.

You put that on a big subreddit and you get your eyes gouged out and a heap of political discourse underneath your post.

cyber-corp

YOU HEAR THAT EVERYONE??? I’M A LIL GECKO BOY

flagellant

assign the poor innocent fool you reblogged this from a fursona

if they already have a fursona you gotta give them a new one

#Bunny.

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keepcalmandcarriefischer

Did you guys know that the most recent version of sharks have fins that are kinda leg like and they like to walk up onto land?

bobdylanslesbianlover

no way i must have missed an update!

keepcalmandcarriefischer

The Epaulette shark is only about 9 million years old as a species, making it the most recent branch in the shark family. And it is slowly but surely evolving into a land animal

mioxenoblade

🍜🍥🍜

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