welcome to the starlight fuckhouse

Now, obviously this is a Jem blog where all I talk about is Jem and of course I would want a Jem one. However, genuinely, I think if they made it it'd be the scariest fucking thing in the collection

Okay, you've landed yourself in a pretty nice situation with the Bentons. Mr. Benton and his daughters are alright, Mr. Benton owns a record label so sometimes you get to meet the acts he has signed and stuff, and Kimber lets you play around with her makeup and clothes (Aja and Shana are cool too). It's Mrs. Baily who's really running the show, but... it's nice. Then Mr. Benton dies, and everything kinda falls apart. Jerrica's barely out of uni and Kimber's barely out of high school, and Mr. Benton's been kinda letting house repairs slide, and Ashley is being SUCH a bitch about everything, and you're pretty sure that if one more thing in the house breaks, Jerrica's gonna call all your social workers and have you moved to another home, so you're all getting together to try and raise money by doing chores for the neighbors so you can bribe Jerrica with a new fridge (but Ashley is continuing to be a bitch).

Also something weird is going on at the record label, and Jerrica's signed a new act that's mostly her sisters but also this new chick? She's nice, but you don't like the way Rio looks at her.

Then the house burns down, and you're pretty sure that's it, it's back to being bounced around because you're too old to be adopted- And a guy who you later find out makes really wild movies with drag queens (seriously, the guy with the mansion is based off John Waters) lets you move in to a mansion that's the stakes for some kind of battle of the bands, and yay! Jem and the Holograms win in spite of Ashley Being A Bitch and now Starlight House is big enough that you don't even have to share rooms, which is AWESOME. Some of you still do, cause you've never slept alone before and it wasn't that long ago that some weirdo broke into your house and, y'know, burned it down. Less awesome is things get weird and awkward because Rio is so obviously cheating on Jerrica with Jem, and Jerrica's hardly ever around anymore, and you think maybe Jem lives in the mansion? But you're not sure, and Kimber, Aja, and Shana act like they've known her forever but you only started seeing her around after Jerrica signed her.

Jem: Cartoon for a girl's toy line about a pop band using a super computer to create holograms for their shows.