Shit Old People Say

But sir....you just...TYPED this.

An old woman at this party I’m at just said “getting old is a bitch” and then as she walked away she muttered “then you die” I aspire to be her

political comics that are just kids holding books and going “what’s this?????? not a electronic? no computer???not phone?? how can be??” will always crack me up

I think old people do this just to feel better about themselves because they don’t know how to use a computer and think that it works the other way around for some reason.

Yo, I might play around about a lot of things, but I would have given this lady the complete business. The whole “This is America, we speak English” line is sooo tired. Like, she does realize that America doesn’t have an official language, right? So if I wanna walk around speaking fucking Pig Latin then I will. She is batshit crazy and someone needs to put her cranky ass in a home. I’m glad people like this are dying out/are becoming a very small minority, but I still would have had to embarrass the fuck outta her in front of all of IHOP. Y’all need to stay in your lane and stop comin’ for minorities unless you wanna get ribbed.

I don’t know if I’m emotional but hearing the pain in here voice when she yelled “I speak English.” has me bawling right now.

As a young white person, I would like to apologize for all the old, racist, ignorant, cranky, stale af white people. They’re a fucking embarrassment.