nostalgic

if you knew me in 7th grade I’m sorry

Date someone who will date you

Need me a freak like that

Do you know how hard I worked for us to have accidental eye contact

i want to talk to you but im ugly

im scared of the gucci store i feel like jeffree star will be in there

This has happened to me before when I was in college at a frat party. This girl comes squeezing herself in between me and my friend and throws her arms around me. “Amanda, I am so glad you decided to come!” I was so confused and just figured she was drunk and mistaked me for someone else, until I saw the panic on her face. She leaned close and whispered that a guy was following her, was certain that he had put something in her drink and if I would please play along. I looked behind her and sure enough, some creep was watching her like a hawk. We invited her to hang out with us the rest of the night and even waited until her ride showed up just to make sure she was safe. Always look out for each other!

If you ever feel scared like this just come up to me like we have been friends since kindergarten, call me any name u can come up with ill play along.

🗣

👌🏾

Stay together, stay safe

Reblog every time because there are new stories every time.

I don’t understand how people can leave tumblr. I’ve been here since 2009 - I couldn’t leave even if I wanted to. 

i really believe that anyone who made an account between 2009-2011 unknowingly signed a contract with the devil and now we’re all trapped here until the website finally dies like leaving has never been an option in the first place

the human experience

This is the absolute best post ever. The citizens of Pawnee are my heroes.

this dude fucks

acoustic surfing

CASSANDRA

Whet

Whæt