shithead-goose

“ugly” people fuck more than you and that’s beautiful

oh gary numan, we’re really in it now

lotta health insured behavior for someone who doesn’t have health insurance

poop demons got hands

the shadow realm? no yugi, i’m gonna send you to twink death

just a reminder if you’re seeing more unnecessary queer or furry discourse than usual, it’s probably because all of the kids are out for the summer. so if something’s upsetting you, maybe don’t get too invested in the opinions of someone who doesn’t remember a classroom without a thinkpad

burning my fingertits

asbestos exposure? more likely than you think

real caniacs know your local bathroom doesn’t stand a chance after a true raising cane’s freak sesh

shaving before sti testing, bc yaknow just in case

what they don’t tell you is that when you reach the five year mark of hrt you start getting the really fun side effects (incontinence)

angel lost her wings today (shaved my bush)

defending trans people’s right to use the bathroom means defending their right to blowing it up as well

dicks out for crazy frog

i stg firestone im gonna blow my brains out at one of your locations and its gonna be your fault