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hanson fans: black lives matter

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nu-pop

me: *bong rip* I'm gonna start a cover band

me: bulletproof marshmallows

well-meaning non-fan: oooh so metal

me: no, hanson

#shit hanson fans say #bulletproof marshmallows #cover band #hanson

Taylor: gimme a white tee

asst: y tho

Taylor: just fucking do it

Taylor: and a sharpie. A fat one

asst: ok i guess

#YES WE CANADA #taylor hanson #shit hanson says

string theory

fanson: fanfiction is gross

hanson: here's a 2-hour self-insert astronaut au songfic with strings

#Hanson #hanson string theory #string theory #fanfiction #rpf

member perks, pt 1

h.net members, 2015: hey! what time is the hday stream?

Hanson: taylor broke it

2016: shame we missed it last year. How about one for old time's sake?

Hanson: what are you talking about

2017: guys. guys. it's your anniversary. a big one. please?

Hanson: ike, did you hear something?

2018: *cancel memberships*

Hanson: OKAY FINE.

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may 6

Fansons: fuck yeah, MMMBop for life! It means so much!

Fansons: *quote Man from Milwaukee*

#hanson #shit hanson fans say #mmmbop #hanson day #may 6

touring, string theory pt 1

Hanson: *spends a year planning a full-scale symphonic tour*

Also Hanson: *makes teaser video with iMovie and GarageBand*

#string theory #shit hanson says #touring #hanson string theory

brotherly love

hancest: *exists*

Hanson: *doesn't care*

fansons: oh my god all of you are awful and going to hell

fansons: i will read every single hancest fic out there to tell each and every person how bad they are

fansons: every. single. one.

#shit hanson fans say #hanson #fanson #fansons #hancest #zaylor #tike #zike #fanfictions #dldr #you do you

taking a breather

me, January 1: 2017 was a great year, I'm a bit Hanson'd out though, time for a break!

also me, January 10: WHO WENT TO BTTI I NEED TO KNOW EVERYTHING GIVE ME A PLAY-BY-PLAY

#btti2018 #also me #very true #moe #fic #2017 #hanson 25

2018

Hanson: Happy New Ye--

Fans: ALBUM 7 WHERE IS IT

#hanson #2018 #shit hanson fans say #album 7

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you wanna win free hanson shit? be a REAL shit-talking hanson fan and win some free shit! only requirement is to follow shithansonfanssay on instagram and enter. that’s it!

#free stuff #contest entry #merch #you know you want it #talking shit #shit hanson fans say #hanson #hnet #hanson.net #h.net

cupcake wars

Ike: just shoot me please

Zac: my palms are sweating this is a bad idea

Taylor: I'm here to WIN

Ike: Tay we're not even competing, we're judging

Taylor: *eyefucks the camera*

#cupcake wars #cupcakes #isaac hanson #taylor hanson #zac hanson #celebrity cameos #eyefucking #reblog #hanson

xrocketsixtyninex

I’m a miserable fuck and I don’t have much enjoyment in life but at least I can be guaranteed a smile when having my liquid heaven. It’s the little things in life… (had to wash the mug because everyone would think I’m a slob since I use it everyday, twice/thrice a day)

“Certainty”

I need a stationary kit with this. This says everything you need to know about myself and my abilities.

@shithansonfanssay

In need of 6 more of these!

Not all heroes wear capes. They run tumblr pages!

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if you alls hanson fans need a snarky caffeine fix, you know where to get it.

Also if you follow @shithansonfanssay on instagram, just giving the shit away! can’t have fellow shit-talking hanson fans go without fuel.

#coffee #coffee mug #mod post #hanson #hanson fans #satire #it's there if you want it #free swag #stuff we all get #that's what swag is #free stuff

certainty

Hanson: I'm sure about it

Hanson: I'm definitely sure that I do surely doubt it

Hanson: I wish that I could say that I was sure about it

Hanson: but I'm definitely sure that I'm not sure

me: thank you for summing up my life

#best of SHFS #sure about it #hanson #this time around #2000 #hanson fans

interview

interviewer: so what's your favorite color?

Taylor: Vivid reddish orange with a hint of cinnamon.

Ike: Well, you see, it all started when, uh...so, I saw this really cool car that was this awesome shade of yellow and then the car and the color and you know it was just so awesome and I couldn't forget it and then we went to this park and the grass was so green and I just couldn't pick so...

Zac: Blue is pretty cool.

Taylor: shut up Zac

#best of SHFS #isaac hanson #taylor hanson #zac hanson #hanson fans #reblog #available on redbubble #redbubble #blue #red #green #favorite color #interview

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touring, pt 3

MOE World Tour: it's here can you all finally stfu now

Taylor: skylines

Zac: nintendo switch

Ike: dog

fans: AMAZING

#touring #isaac hanson #taylor hanson #zac hanson #reblog #skylines #nintendo switch #dog #middle of everywhere tour #moe #stfu #amazing #wow

life of a hanson fan: a summary

Phase 1: what the hell are they doing, this is ridiculous, what is this shit, i can't even

five minutes: *passes*

ITZ: *sing*

Phase 2: i love you, all is forgiven, yay peace on earth

#hanson #hanson fans #fansons #isaac hanson #taylor hanson #zac hanson #fan love #reblog

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