Losing my marbles...

When yo white friend mom asks you how the food tastes

BEING A 13 YEAR OLD AND SHIPPING STEP SIBLINGS WILL REALLY FUCK YOU UP

NO LIKE YOU DONT UNDERSTAND THEY FUCKING CANCELED THIS SHOW BC THEY WERE DATING IN REAL LIFE AND THE SEXUAL TENSION WAS LITERALLY TOO MUCH FOR A BROTHER/SISTER RELATIONSHIP

this show made me so fucking uncomfortable 

panic really does turn you into a complete fucking moron huh

Lost half my brain cells listening to Ballad of the Mona Lisa.

I have vastly misunderstood this post.

Oh my fucking GOD

this is the best thing I have ever seen with my own two eyes.

oh my gosh he’s gently play-biting them like they’re his own babies

@since-the-900s

This is the only fucking thing I care about, do you hear me.

I never understand why Edward got so nervous during the proposal scene. He was all like *GULP* “what if she says no??” Like Bella really didn’t just throw herself off a cliff because she missed you

bella only dressed like that in breaking dawn because things were so hectic with the baby and the volturi and whatnot and she just threw on the first thing she touched in that closet that alice supplemented. the second that shit was over she was bookin it to the nearest old navy to buy some lesbian flannels and boyfriend jeans

i want an emotional support vampire

the twilight side of tumblr found this so quick how did you guys do that you’re pale white and impossibly fast

Humans will pet anything.

How wonderful, then, to live on a planet full of creatures that like to be petted!