graveyard of trolls

i want a mysterious source of income

stop letting your clowns wander the neighborhood unfenced they are agitating the hell out of my (properly kept) draculas and i for one cannot sleep when vampires are barking

“Bleh! Bleh! Ble-bleh!

actually tumblr should pay ME for sticking around this long

you gotta read, you gotta write, you gotta draw, you gotta watch films and shows. there is literally NO time to be employed

I'm actually really funny once you get past how socially inept I am.

unemployed girl is a species of creature that needs twelve hours sleep every day and six to eight hours of cuddles and maybe something else

job applications are so stupid. "what's ur desired salary?" ten billion dollars next question

If you do this in order, leaving will expose you to the evicted evil.

I've poisoned⁶ this post so it's⁶ taking constant⁶ damage⁶ over time, and⁶ I also turned on⁶ damage numbers.¹⁴ Ooh, that one was⁶ a critical!

never let the fact that you were born a girl stop you from being the gayest man alive

chat my fingers are RAW