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The Bowery Presents
almost home
tumblr dot com
Stranger Things
todays bird

@theartofmadeline
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
One Nice Bug Per Day
Sade Olutola
Monterey Bay Aquarium

blake kathryn
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Cosmic Funnies
KIROKAZE

#extradirty
Keni
RMH
trying on a metaphor
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honestly, i know i havent touched this blog in ages, and i probably wont for a while still. Ive gotten out of the groove of writing for these fandoms. Feel free to unfollow if you want, im just feeling very uninspired for fics atm
It is 2 in the morning hr and Pete Wentz probably casually offers all of his bandmates his half-eaten sandwiches; not even to gross them out just out of the pure goodness of his heart, Andy, he can't believe he's being /questioned/ about this. Andy just shakes his head whenever offered, meanwhile Patrick is like "I am not taking any of your spit-fuck sandwiches Pete, go away". Joe sometimes eats them though. He gives Pete some of his coffees he doesn't feel like finishing. They're a solid team.
Honestly, I got this ask like a month ago? Two months? I'm bad at math. And I never knew what to say to it, so here it is for y'all
I just wanna take a moment to acknowledge our Lord and Savior, Rhack.
but if you ever think it’s a bad time to send me headcanons just consider this
its not

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Writing Problems
*types a word and then sees that it has the notorious red squiggly line* you wanna fight Google Docs I know I spelled that shit right"
*types a word and it turns out it is not an actual word* WELL THAT SHOULD BE A WORD"
“I wrote the word ‘said’ in my work 124 times FUCK”
*makes inhumane screeching noise when someone interrupts my typing midsentence*
The blinking cursor of a blank word document
*spills beverage on notes*
*cat sits on laptop*
‘I’m in the middle of writing a good chapter and my laptop is about to die and the charger is on the other side of the room, why is my suffering so real’
*stares off into space for upwards of five minutes*
‘Am I characterizing a character so well because I know the character or am I writing them as I would write myself’
A WILD WRITER’S BLOCK APPEARED
“lol who needs sustenance when I’m IN THE Z O N E
Feeling like you will never be able to write well again
Feeling relief when you get inspired and write like crazy
That feeling of inspiration that makes you shiver and makes your nerves buzz
oneshot? more like ‘oh-shit-this-morphed-into-a-thirty-chapter-novel'shot
*more staring into space*
lol what’s dialogue
having to pee but can’t because I’m IN THE Z O N E
being IN THE Z O N E
Being OUT OF THE Z O N E and crying about it
comparing myself to other writers (never do OK)
switching POV accidentally
BLANK WORD DOCUMENT
Tenses
*stares more intensely into space*
*computer starts whirring like crazy* babe I know this writing’s fire but you need to calm down
*looks into empty beverage mug* why
*sees a cliché* *cringes*
will the reader understand what I’m saying here lol I hope so
sleep? what’s that lol
*thinks about writing while at social events*
*gets inspired to write at the most inconvenient of times, such as at the dentist’s or in the shower*
*gets zero inspiration when actually has time to write*
WRITER’S BLOCK
B L A N K W O R D D O C U M E N T
*stares into space forevermore*
All of THIS!!!
i’m reeeeeaaaaally close 2 writing Ray Narvaez/Elliott fic and i’m not even joking
listen, there’s something y’all need to understand: I have no idea what anything means. If you use initialisms in your requests, i will be completely lost. i take full responsibility for being an idiot, but please, please, spell what you want out for me in the most obvious and idiot proof way possible. if you need to send two asks bc of character limit, please do. i am dense and anxious and i need explicit instruction
I want Adam Ellis/Joel heyman fics but I don't wanna write theeeemm
drabbles! cis swap AU waycest // college AU Ray and Frank (Fraynk?) // Minecraft AU for your RT sons, we can neverh ave enough Minecraft AU
“I just don’t see how you managed to cut his hand off,” Geoff says. Jack snorts but continues bandaging Michael’s right wrist. “Like I can understand Gavin got a diamond sword then bad things happened. But how did you cut off his hand?”
“I was aiming for the zombie!” Gavin defends himself.
“Yeah? Well you fucking missed,” Michael shoots back. Gavin’s mouth flaps open and closed a few times before it settles into a ridiculous pout. “What am I gonna do without my hand? That’s my sword hand!”
“Well you’ve got Gavin to jerk you off, at least,” Ray says.
“Not helping,” Michael answers. Ray shrugs.
“We’ll just have to think of something,” Geoff says. He wonders briefly if Ryan know any potions that will grown back a hand. The only thing Geoff’s ever encountered that could do that is–
“Got it,” he says triumphantly. Michael perks up. “You’re not gonna like it.” Geoff warns.
“Yeah? So tell me anyway.”
“Well, if you respawn your hand should come back, yeah?”
“You wanna fucking kill me?”
“You’d come back,” Gavin says.
“Yeah, but I’d still be fucking dead!”
”Look, if you know any other ways to grow back a hand, I’m all ears,” Geoff interrupts. “But for now it’s the best option we’ve got.”
“Gavin?” Michael says, looking right at him.
“Yeah, boi?”
“You’re a fucking piece of shit.”
send me an AU, prompt, and pairing, and I’ll write a drabble!

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send me an ask with an AU and a ship and i’ll answer with a drabble
i wanna do new things c’mon friendios
this is unacceptable y'all
this is gross and i’m gross and it’s basically half-baked disgusting raywood porn and also ray dies but only for a little bit bc immortality fucking read my ramblings if u want
imagine immortal fake ah crew where Ray is the first one who figures out he’s immortal, and the first thing is does is go and find Ryan and
“if you could have no holds barred, gross, violent sex with someone how would you do it?’
and Ryan like raises an eyebrow but after some prompting just starts going through all the shit–because he’s definitely thought about this before–like how he’d tie them up and slowly, “so fucking slow, Ray” work through his knife collection on them. cut just a little too deep sometimes, put a gun in their mouth while he fucks them, and Ray, ray just gasps quietly and asks
“would you pull the trigger?”
“it depends on who they are”
and ray just “What if i asked you to?”
and fucking ryan gets fucking hard in his stupid dad jeans bc he thinks that Ray just asked if he’d act out snuff porn with him, and the answer is yes. Ray rides him on the couch and Ryan pulls out the pistol that he keeps on him at all times. He shoves it in Ray’s mouth and it’s loaded as fuck and they both know it
and ray comes all over himself because he actually ordained to strip for sex unlike ryan who barely took the mask off. and ray’s saying something over and over again around the barrel of the gun but Ryan can’t make it out
then, finally, after ray grabs the wrist of the hand holding the gun in his mouth, Ryan realizes that he’s saying “please” and ryan wraps his free hand around ray’s throat, comes in his ass and shoots him in the fucking head.
he drops the body on the couch and zips up his pants, goes for lunch. He comes back, unsurprised to see Ray lounging naked on the couch, playing DS, still covered in jizz and his own brain matter. because a few days ago ryan took a bullet to the heart and walked it off. Ray looks over the back of the couch when he hears ryan
“so yeah, I’m basically immortal”
“Join the club, kid.
and then Ryan offers him some of the takeout he brought home–”I got your favorite”–and they talk abt ray’s new sniper scope that he is totally not mothering beyond all reason. and from then on they have a symbiotic relationship where Ray gets the weird, desperate itch out of his skin and Ryan gets a perfectly willing victim. they have snacks and Ray schools Ryan at Mario games after.
heyyyooo, i’ve been out of town 4 like three days, but i will get right on writing gross porn for u all no worries

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I AM WRITING TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE PORN. I AM A SINNER I SHOULD BE PUNISHED AND EXILED THIS IS FILTH I AM CREATING F I L T H
i reeeeeeaaaally wanna start being more active on this blog, man. but it’d be a lot easier if y’all’d talk to me. there’s over 100 of u fuckers and i know some of u are into some weird shit c’mon talk to meeee, prompts are always open man, always