listen, there’s something y’all need to understand: I have no idea what anything means. If you use initialisms in your requests, i will be completely lost. i take full responsibility for being an idiot, but please, please, spell what you want out for me in the most obvious and idiot proof way possible. if you need to send two asks bc of character limit, please do. i am dense and anxious and i need explicit instruction

Ok, I have a doctor's appointment at 11 and I only got like 3 hours of sleep last night. Do I nap for 90 minutes or watch MasterChef Junior?