with sprinkles?

and hot fudge?

Museum security guard 2: Yeah, I think it came from the gift shop.

Me, who broke into the museum and had already stolen dozens of priceless artifacts but decided to stop by the gift shop to score a snow globe:

with the pornpocalypse upon us, here’s my face and butt in the same shot.

because life is short. be a hoe in public. fuck the cis het white tech CEOs whose idea of kink is having their 3 minutes of missionary sex with the lights on instead of off.

be proud of your body, your sexuality, and how you move through the world, and to the folks who think this is vulgar, threatening, inappropriate, immoral—

eat my entire ass.

Love,

me: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!